Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[Tombs]

Pornhub gets angry and blocks everyone from Texas over being asked to verify the age of their users before allowing them to view adult content.



So we're supposed to believe these people aren't evil, when they're throwing a tantrum over being asked not to show porn to children?

 

[Kdf101]

Pornhub gets angry and blocks everyone from Texas over being asked to verify the age of their users before allowing them to view adult content.



So we're supposed to believe these people aren't evil, when they're throwing a tantrum over being asked not to show porn to children?

Yes, believe it. It probably makes you racist for posting that.

 

[patience0830]

Do you know what's in your freezer right now? You sure?

NYC Criminal Justice Advocate, Who Recently Appeared on Joe Rogan's Podcast, Arrested After Legs, Head Found in Freezer

Heard that interview. LOL

 

[patience0830]

Canadians be crazy.

Oh HELL no!.

 

[Kdf101]

Oh HELL no!.

Is this real? The story, not your response!

 

[Doug]

Is this real? The story, not your response!

It is real, but the Toronto Police are backing off from this advice.

 

[actaeon277]

It is real, but the Toronto Police are backing off from this advice.

Only because thousands are ridiculing them.
Not because they think differently.

 

[gorge]

Canadians be crazy.

Better idea, just leave your keys in the ignition of your unlocked car!

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Better idea, just leave your keys in the ignition of your unlocked car!

There once was a time in this great nation when you could do exactly that, and have absolutely no fear of it being stolen.

 

[Ark]

Pornhub gets angry and blocks everyone from Texas over being asked to verify the age of their users before allowing them to view adult content.



So we're supposed to believe these people aren't evil, when they're throwing a tantrum over being asked not to show porn to children?

Are you volunteering to send your driver's license to the porn site?

 

[Mij]

There once was a time in this great nation when you could do exactly that, and have absolutely no fear of it being stolen.

 

[Hawkeye7br]

Why did I not see bullet holes appear in the rear window of that car?

No way to justify shooting when the paperwork starts off with "After I got my ass whipped..."

 

[JCSR]

Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum​

Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum

The constipated 56-year-old from Taiwan, who wasn't named, waited two days before seeking medical attention. But he did not confess how or why he used the fruit

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum​

Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum

The constipated 56-year-old from Taiwan, who wasn't named, waited two days before seeking medical attention. But he did not confess how or why he used the fruit

www.dailymail.co.uk

That is NOT how Coco-Puffs are made. Idiot.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

So we're supposed to believe these people aren't evil, when they're throwing a tantrum over being asked not to show porn to children?

Substitute "sell guns" for "show porn", and tell me if you support universal background checks and a national gun registry?

I don't mean to sound snarky, it just looks like they're talking about the same kind of "common sense" rules that won't solve a problem but will infringe on legal (if off-putting) rights.

 

[HoughMade]

There once was a time in this great nation when you could do exactly that, and have absolutely no fear of it being stolen.

When I was a kid living in rural southwest Michigan, we did exactly that. Then one night in about '82 or '83, a drunk guy crashed his car down the road from us, wandered onto our property an drove away in our '75 Bel Air, sideswiping both sides on trees on his way out. No more keys in cars after that.

'Course, I still never lock my truck when parked at home.

 

[loudgroove]

Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum​

Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum

The constipated 56-year-old from Taiwan, who wasn't named, waited two days before seeking medical attention. But he did not confess how or why he used the fruit

www.dailymail.co.uk

Wait, I thought you put the lime in the coconut, not the coconut in the rectum! Or is there another verse I haven't heard? lol

 

[AndreusMaximus]

Substitute "sell guns" for "show porn", and tell me if you support universal background checks and a national gun registry?

I don't mean to sound snarky, it just looks like they're talking about the same kind of "common sense" rules that won't solve a problem but will infringe on legal (if off-putting) rights.

I'm not sure I get where you're coming from.

Universal background checks and gun registries? This isn't a law saying that p*rn websites have to do background checks or build a registry, it's a requirement that their users have to prove they're not a minor. I'd say that's a perfectly reasonable requirement. The correct analogy isn't being okay with universal background checks, a more apt analogy would be saying that gun dealers can't sell guns to minors. Which, unless I'm highly mistaken, is already the case.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

I'm not sure I get where you're coming from.

Universal background checks and gun registries? This isn't a law saying that p*rn websites have to do background checks or build a registry, it's a requirement that their users have to prove they're not a minor. I'd say that's a perfectly reasonable requirement. The correct analogy isn't being okay with universal background checks, a more apt analogy would be saying that gun dealers can't sell guns to minors. Which, unless I'm highly mistaken, is already the case.

It's possible that I'm wrong, but I had thought that the age verification systems that were employed in countries like the UK amounted to a requirement for users to purchase or sign up for a certification process, and that it was something that was easily gotten around by minors.

If I'm wrong, apologies to Mr. Tombs.

 

[Tombs]

Cops playing the "just following orders" game once again, to be santa's little elves.