The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 15th Edition: Be more like Coleman.

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[HoughMade]

 

[2tonic]

I happen to enjoy both.

Which gives me an idea!

An all girl bagpipe an accordion band!

Maybe throw in a glockenspiel for good measure.

Here ya go.....
Who could have imagined it would take 2 cd's to document all the majesty of the bloated octopus. I always hear them playing the same two songs.

 

[BeDome]

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Seems like this unfortunate "bubba" has had some trouble with passersby playing a few innings of mailbox baseball in his 'burg.

4x4 steel tubing post, welded to a platform and set in concrete, fresh new "box" secured with TWO bungies for extra security. What a "man of means!"

 

[Magyars]

 

[BeDome]

Sorry there's not a pic for this littler snicker.


Dilligent traffic cop pulls a car over and sees the offending driver is a gray haired old lady. As he steels himself for yet another unpleasant encounter, he gets out of his patrol car, donning his hat per protocol, approaches cautiously.

"Ma'am, the reason I pulled you over is because I saw you weaving back there."
She venomously screahes back, "YOU DID NOT! How DARE you!"

"Ma'am, your tires crossed the center line and then entered the shoulder of the road. I'm going to have to ask you some questions."

Snapping back she said, "I don't know what you think you saw, but I was NOT weaving!"

Then she holds up her giant ball of yarn, needles and says, "It's crochet!"

 

[jamil]

Booo!

 

[BeDome]

Booo!

I know.
Way too long to be a Dad Joke, but it obviously originated from the same vein.

Except for the police stop, it reminds me of my grandmother who used to drive us grandkids around but never went anywhere without her magic needle and yarn rig that made amazing things.

 

[Chewie]

Sorry there's not a pic for this littler snicker.


Dilligent traffic cop pulls a car over and sees the offending driver is a gray haired old lady. As he steels himself for yet another unpleasant encounter, he gets out of his patrol car, donning his hat per protocol, approaches cautiously.

"Ma'am, the reason I pulled you over is because I saw you weaving back there."
She venomously screahes back, "YOU DID NOT! How DARE you!"

"Ma'am, your tires crossed the center line and then entered the shoulder of the road. I'm going to have to ask you some questions."

Snapping back she said, "I don't know what you think you saw, but I was NOT weaving!"

Then she holds up her giant ball of yarn, needles and says, "It's crochet!"

Have to steal this one for my wife!

 

[indiucky]

 

[Living]

Me either…

Count me in as well..

 

[indiucky]

 

[HoughMade]

Sorry there's not a pic for this littler snicker.


Dilligent traffic cop pulls a car over and sees the offending driver is a gray haired old lady. As he steels himself for yet another unpleasant encounter, he gets out of his patrol car, donning his hat per protocol, approaches cautiously.

"Ma'am, the reason I pulled you over is because I saw you weaving back there."
She venomously screahes back, "YOU DID NOT! How DARE you!"

"Ma'am, your tires crossed the center line and then entered the shoulder of the road. I'm going to have to ask you some questions."

Snapping back she said, "I don't know what you think you saw, but I was NOT weaving!"

Then she holds up her giant ball of yarn, needles and says, "It's crochet!"

Needles are for knitting. You use a hook to crochet.

and Booooo

 

[actaeon277]

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not gonna lie

That took me too long

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[red_zr24x4]

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How long before the cat starts to eat her?
I figure my pet ae just bidding their time waiting for the buffet

 

[BeDome]

not gonna lie

That took me too long

I got it. Found it cute enough to share with my wife, but she saw it coming and began to shake her head half through.
Love that woman!

 

[indiucky]

 

[ChristianPatriot]