The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 15th Edition: Be more like Coleman.

[jamil]

Plus, as you pointed out in another thread, it's great for when you need to buy just half a banana.

I forgot about that. Yeah. You need a half banana? Take out your pocket knife, wipe the grease off on your pants (the pocket knife has multiple roles. Sometimes it's all you have available to scrape the greasy crud off a zerk) and cut the banana in half. No one says **** to you at the self check. The chatty lady checking out your food WILL say something! I say, what she don't know, won't hurt you.

 

[Squid556]

Too much chatter in the funny pic thread. I came here for funny pics.

Obligatory funny pic.

 

[Squid556]

 

[Ingomike]

If I ignore the chatty lady checking out my stuff for me,

I rarely see this, I usually see socially awkward that would rather be on their phone that are not smart enough to know to put your tomatoes in with the jars to damage them, they just throw whatever item comes next in the bag…

 

[ZurokSlayer7X9]

A bad case of Turtleitis!! lol

The suffix "itis" typically means a condition involving inflammation, thus the exact opposite of unwanted, um ... contraction. I'll take my Denny Award now.

 

[loudgroove]

The suffix "itis" typically means a condition involving inflammation, thus the exact opposite of unwanted, um ... contraction. I'll take my Denny Award now.

It's just some humor from junior high. I've always found it funny though.

 

[actaeon277]

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well, saving in one area is what allows you to spend in another area.
So...
duh

 

[jamil]

I rarely see this, I usually see socially awkward that would rather be on their phone that are not smart enough to know to put your tomatoes in with the jars to damage them, they just throw whatever item comes next in the bag…

Maybe that’s the case in indy. Not at the stores we go to. Meijer, I have no idea. They almost never have many checkout lanes open so I always go through the self check. Kroger, I aways seem to get stuck with the chatty ones.

 

[indyartisan]

 

[Cameramonkey]

My 17yo just sent this to me.
If you aren't a Nintendo/Mario Bros fan, Its "Nancy Peloshi"LOL

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[Magyars]

 

[Pyro]

 

[Magyars]

 

[klausm]

 

[HoughMade]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Dr.Midnight]