The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 9

[Dead Duck]

Seriously, who really needs an evil assault duck.

Who doesn't?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[printcraft]

 

[patience0830]

 

[Doug]

Almost as much money and as many houses as Socialist Bernie Sanders.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

I don’t have a credit card. Guess I’m broke.

 

[Jerchap2]

That's clever and funny. But more needs to be added for completeness, something to get the expiration date, and maybe the billing zip code. Maybe that is why it says 1 of 3, maybe those questions were in the next ones?

 

[actaeon277]

Almost like when people pass questionnaires on Facebook, which ask questions that are often used by identity thieves.

 

[MCgrease08]

That's clever and funny. But more needs to be added for completeness, something to get the expiration date, and maybe the billing zip code. Maybe that is why it says 1 of 3, maybe those questions were in the next ones?

Your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name are your rap name.

 

[rhino]

And just for kicks, what is your mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet?

 

[actaeon277]

What was your first car?
Who was your first grade teacher?

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name are your rap name.

Fluffy Peters?

Doesnt sound like itd have much street cred.

 

[MCgrease08]

And just for kicks, what is your mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet?

Beat ya by three whole minutes.

 

[MCgrease08]

Fluffy Peters?

Doesnt sound like itd have much street cred.

Ok. Change it to porn name. Works real well for you in that case.

 

[rhino]

Beat ya by three whole minutes.

You have the speed of man with a job and the will to live! I, on the other hand, move with a slothful grace achievable only by the unemployed!

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[patience0830]

Kill the gull.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[daddyusmaximus]