The Funny Pic Thread pt 11 "Si vis pacem, para bellum"

[Doug]

Wait...you mean the jerk saying, "I double-dog dare you to pull that trigger" isn't justification for shooting him?

 

[Salty]

Wait...you mean the jerk saying, "I double-dog dare you to pull that trigger" isn't justification for shooting him?

If he said that, I would fear for my life. So...

 

[nonobaddog]

 

[jamil]

Just so everyone knows, that's not the law . . . anywhere.

Ya THINK?

 

[nonobaddog]

 

[Bill of Rights]

sure that's not the other way around?

 

[Bill of Rights]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
Art


What do you call that same guy 3 months later?
Waldo

Or if he has a siamese twin, joined at the wrist....

Kurt 'n' Rod

 

[Bill of Rights]

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?


Eileen

And in Japan?

Irene.

 

[nonobaddog]

 

[maxwelhse]

...assuming we won't be the cannibal raiders?

 

[nonobaddog]

...assuming we won't be the cannibal raiders?

I guess it could easily go either way...

 

[BluePig]

Cows with guns
Paging @wagyu52 to the red phone...
Wondering when this is going to happen to you?

 

[jbombelli]

Just so everyone knows, that's not the law . . . anywhere.

It SHOULD be the law everywhere.

 

[nonobaddog]

 

[Biggredchev]

Ive very much enjoyed all the twisted tea memes goin around recently.

 

[StukaJU87]

I’d like to apologize for any confusion I caused with the previous Master Ken clip. I had no idea anyone would interpret it as anything other than a silly attempt at humor.

Moving forward, I offer the following disclaimer:
Yes it is fake
Yes it is comedy
No it is not real
No it should not be interpreted as real

 

[MinutemanPatriot]

If you look at the Dodge Viper logo upside down it looks a little daffy.

I dont know what a Dodge is, but I know what a Doge is.


Here's my Doge pickup.

 

[MinutemanPatriot]

Prepper Charlie knows what comes next, and has already gone off grid.

 

[StukaJU87]

 

[Slapstick]

Wait...you mean the jerk saying, "I double-dog dare you to pull that trigger" isn't justification for shooting him?

In some parts of the country it would be more than enough justification, in others not so much. Just remember never double-dog dare a hillbilly to do something after he's been drinking all day.