Gluemanz28
Grandmaster
On a related note, after putting up a "no soliciting" sign on the door, knocks were greatly reduced. Once I put up the obvious camera, they stopped completely. Something about having a perfect picture of their mug probably had a bit to do with it. It even stopped the "hiimaninnercityyoutsellingcandytokeepmeoffthestreets." Peddlers.
I like this guys sign but I'm thinking Mrs Glue would cause more harm to me than any intruder would.