Stuck in a confined space with co-eds

[HeadlessRoland]

You're a brave man, John.

 

[KittySlayer]

Instead of bringing the 20 lb bag over to the bin and dumping some in, the girl walked four feet over to the bag of ice on the counter, filled a small pint sized bowl, and walked back to the trough to dump the ice. It took 8-10 trips.

That's how those girls stay so thin, they use their legs instead of their brains. You were busy trying to use your old man brain instead of thinking how to enhance your own hawtness.

 

[Gunaria]

What you didn't take any selfies with them and post them here, you fail!

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Again, main effect was making me feel old. Lusting after younger women is one thing, but these kids hadn't even been born when I graduated college.

This is where you ask them how their mothers are doing.

Ok then...were their moms hot?

 

[Tobryan]

Dude, they're in a sorority. One of the top things they screen for is hotness.

Thats great!

 

[esrice]

rhino's sorority car wash story is better. Just sayin'.

 

[Bunnykid68]

You were in great peril Snorko and in need of being rescued

 

[pudly]

rhino's sorority car wash story is better. Just sayin'.

Ah yes, an INGO classic. https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break-room/10780-coach-rhinos-big-adventures-pg-13-version.html

 

[snorko]

You were in great peril Snorko and in need of being rescued

Indeed. To protect myself I grabbed a big handful of weiner and waved it at them, telling them to stay back or they would get my wurst.

 

[Birds Away]

Ah yes, an INGO classic. https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...oach-rhinos-big-adventures-pg-13-version.html

That may be the single best thread I have ever read on INGO. If there was a thread Hall of Fame, that thread would have gone in unanimously! I gave Rhino +5 six years late.

 

[red46239]

Ah yes, an INGO classic. https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...oach-rhinos-big-adventures-pg-13-version.html

That may be the single best thread I have ever read on INGO. If there was a thread Hall of Fame, that thread would have gone in unanimously! I gave Rhino +5 six years late.

Never saw that one before.... Bravo.

 

[pudly]

That may be the single best thread I have ever read on INGO. If there was a thread Hall of Fame, that thread would have gone in unanimously! I gave Rhino +5 six years late.

Yeah. I'm sure I repped him at the time, but I had to re-rep him. That story has everything.

 

[kalboy]

Indeed. To protect myself I grabbed a big handful of weiner and waved it at them, telling them to stay back or they would get my wurst.

I would have expected no less of you .

 

[FishnHunt]

Ah yes, an INGO classic. https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...oach-rhinos-big-adventures-pg-13-version.html

This was EPIC. Thank you, good sir!

 

[Vigilant]

Yeah. I'm sure I repped him at the time, but I had to re-rep him. That story has everything.

Except PICS!

 

[pudly]

Except PICS!

You know the old saw. A man only has enough blood to supply one head at a time. Be glad that Rhino survived the ordeal and was able to provide a detailed AAR.

 

[MikeDVB]

Something about attractive women with no brains just drives me crazy... Oh yeah - they tend to be crazy.

 

[rhino]

rhino likes sorority girls.

 

[HeadlessRoland]

rhino likes sorority girls.

More importantly, sorority girls like Rhino.

 

[rhino]

More importantly, sorority girls like Rhino.

Correct!