Just sitting in the local pizza joint. like normal I was carrying my trusty 1911 in God's caliber on a keychain around my neck by it's lanyard in condition 0 like any normal human. This man bun wearing hippie comes in with one of the damn plastic g***ks in some fancy pants tacticool holster on some plastic web looking belt thing and cargo pants with some highly polished combat boots that ain't never seen dirt in their lives. Now, I'm usually pretty supportive of our fellow 2A'ers but this one had my hackles up. Then I heard him order.
Fruit. On a damn pizza. and ****ing ham that he insisted was "Canadian bacon". So I got up to correct this moron when my flip flop stuck to some gum on the floor and down I went. Apparently a fork laying on the floor got into the trigger guard about the time my man boob depressed the grip safety and BOOM! Luckily no one was hurt but that massive FMJ she shoots.
I tried to get the guys name and number because since he was responsible for this whole thing I was plannign to sue him or press charges or something. The police instead confiscated my legally owned firearm, held my wallet and escorted me off the property. Told me if I came back I was going to jail.
Who can I call to file charges against the pizza place because of their unsafe conditions? Should I call the BBB? Report them to the FDA?
Fruit. On a damn pizza. and ****ing ham that he insisted was "Canadian bacon". So I got up to correct this moron when my flip flop stuck to some gum on the floor and down I went. Apparently a fork laying on the floor got into the trigger guard about the time my man boob depressed the grip safety and BOOM! Luckily no one was hurt but that massive FMJ she shoots.
I tried to get the guys name and number because since he was responsible for this whole thing I was plannign to sue him or press charges or something. The police instead confiscated my legally owned firearm, held my wallet and escorted me off the property. Told me if I came back I was going to jail.
Who can I call to file charges against the pizza place because of their unsafe conditions? Should I call the BBB? Report them to the FDA?
