Best meme I have seen in awhile
Best meme I have seen in awhile
oh yeahOther thread was locked at I couldn't respond to t_star
They can be expensive but the joke about being committed was mostly because the Poecilotheria genus are beautiful but extremely quick arboreal tarantulas(some people call them teleporters) with potent venom. Nothing fatal as far as I've found but people report searing pain at and near the bite and eventually random muscle contractions throughout the body. This can go on for days and sometimes pop up months later.
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Definitely smashing that one with the Spiderslayer 1800.P. metallica, Gooty Saphire Ornamental
Would be nifty to have but too many of the bite stories have the thing running up the damn feeding tongs at the speed of light to bite and giving them all the hurting of the worst of widow bites without the sweet release of death.
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Oooo ok that sounds like not a super great time.Other thread was locked at I couldn't respond to t_star
They can be expensive but the joke about being committed was mostly because the Poecilotheria genus are beautiful but extremely quick arboreal tarantulas(some people call them teleporters) with potent venom. Nothing fatal as far as I've found but people report searing pain at and near the bite and eventually random muscle contractions throughout the body. This can go on for days and sometimes pop up months later.
Proof!!!Oooo ok that sounds like not a super great time.
The offers always on the table tho, while I may not have them as pets, this is definitely a no-kill house, we even save them from the cats.
Last year I was outside working on my planters and found a little jumper. Got it to jump on my hand and everything.
We must purifier her.
No use, I was raised Roman Catholic.Proof!!!
Proof townspeople that she is a witch!
She can summon the crawling monsters.
Quick bring the firewood. We must purifier her.
Oooo ok that sounds like not a super great time.
The offers always on the table tho, while I may not have them as pets, this is definitely a no-kill house, we even save them from the cats.
Last year I was outside working on my planters and found a little jumper. Got it to jump on my hand and everything.
Reminds me of why i decided not to get into venomous snakes when i was offered a very beautiful eyelash viper...You guys will be happy to know that all the nightmare fuel tarantulas are from the eastern hemisphere(old world tarantulas). Some of them are worse than others of course. I might one day work my way up to an Orange Baboon or Cobalt blue because a bite from those is gonna send you to the medicine cabinet, not the ER but for now I'm good with my new world octohamsters.
Hot snakes are a whole different ball game. As far as I've been able to find, nobody has ever actually died even from the worst of Tarantulas. On the other hand, there are several snakes that are fairly common in the venomous hobby that have definitely killed people. That eyelash viper, for example.Reminds me of why i decided not to get into venomous snakes when i was offered a very beautiful eyelash viper...
We have one room where the crickets seem to like to live. I keep a paper cup and an envelope in there so I can catch and rehome them. (Put the cup over the cricket, slip the envelope under the cup, and carry the whole thing outside.)I have trained my wife not to kill spiders, she realizes they eat things that we don't like.
However, where I would catch a western cricket and toss it outside, she is freaked out by them and will kill it immediately.