NWI INGO General Thread #26 - Pink Pooping Spiders & Raccons

[melensdad]

I told a barber I thought about doing women's hair when I retired. He said "no way", he did it a few times and that I wouldn't want to do that. They are too picky.

How picky could they be? One picked you

 

[cg21]

But I don't know how many guys want to see a woman at the barber shop anyway. The whole "man cave" thing. I'll keep looking into it; meanwhile, the girl I have is OK.

Mcfly’s is very…. Progressive. Lol they have a girl in there. She didn’t do a good job but she was there a month or two ago.

 

[mmpsteve]

I told a barber I thought about doing women's hair when I retired. He said "no way", he did it a few times and that I wouldn't want to do that. They are too picky.

My wife schedules weeks in advance to get "the one" she wants.

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[ZurokSlayer7X9]

What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Corvette?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How so you make a dead baby float?

1 can of Root Beer and 3 scoops of baby.

What's the difference between a pile of sand and a pile of dead babies? You can't move the sand with a pitchfork.

I'm starting to feel like you guys are a bad influence.

 

[Max Volume]

How picky could they be? One picked you

And I have not seen her since last January and she keeps delaying the divorce.

 

[actaeon277]

I'm starting to feel like you guys are a bad influence.

Or... are they?

 

[Max Volume]

Max got a Christmas present. After driving a 16 year old truck all the modern features are
amazing. I'm into the modern world which will take me a year to figure out. Why hell, it's got 110v outlets in the cab and one in the bed.

 

[jedi]

Racoon army this is a NORTH of us30 truck. Don't attack it.

Oohh 2nd doors for the rear seats very nice. You can put lots of insulation and the machine in the back as well.

 

[melensdad]

I'm starting to feel like you guys are a bad influence.

Are you assuming gender?

 

[CTC B4Z]

Max got a Christmas present. After driving a 16 year old truck all the modern features are
amazing. I'm into the modern world which will take me a year to figure out. Why hell, it's got 110v outlets in the cab and one in the bed.
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Are you listening to Lil Wayne?

 

[tv1217]

Depends on how hard you throw them

 

[CTC B4Z]

I think we lost Max he's still trying to find where to put the key

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Could have shut this whole thread down with a db joke but I don't want to get banned on a weekend.

 

[sadclownwp]

What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Corvette?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How so you make a dead baby float?

1 can of Root Beer and 3 scoops of baby.

What's the difference between a pile of sand and a pile of dead babies? You can't move the sand with a pitchfork.

Oh man, I remember dead baby jokes. Been awhile.

 

[mmpsteve]

Max got a Christmas present. After driving a 16 year old truck all the modern features are
amazing. I'm into the modern world which will take me a year to figure out. Why hell, it's got 110v outlets in the cab and one in the bed.
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Wait until it's below zero, and you warm your bottom and hands at the same time. That's top-of-the-food-chain niiiiice!!!

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[CTC B4Z]

Sweater is here

 

[melensdad]

Wait until it's below zero, and you warm your bottom and hands at the same time. That's top-of-the-food-chain niiiiice!!!

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Used to be only the domaine of luxury cars to get heated seats and heated steering wheels. Reminds me of an old joke.

Eye doctor tells Chinaman "You have cataracts."
Chinaman replies, "Not cataract, it Rincoln. I have Rincoln Continento"

 

[Max Volume]

Are you listening to Lil Wayne?

I just figured out how to change the Sirius and found the brake controller.

 

[Max Volume]

I think we lost Max he's still trying to find where to put the key

Yeah no kidding. I just put it in the holder by the shifter, put my foot on the brake and push the button. I walk near it at night with the key fob and the full surround lights come on. Crap, there's a lot of niceties.
I was looking all week and asked a friend if I should get something decent that will work or something really nice. Want vs need. More than one person told me I busted my butt all my life and am retired. Treat myself so I did. Next thing I
would get is a camper.

 

[CTC B4Z]

First vehicle with remote start?

Go through dash and set it to 15 mins and auto hvac.