NSA Project X-Keyscore Collects Nearly Everything You Do On The Internet

[dirtfarmerz]

It's a good thing they're building the Spy Center in Utah because they'll need the storage space to keep track of all the data.


NSA Project X-Keyscore Collects Nearly Everything You Do On The Internet | TechCrunch


I can't find this on INGO, sorry if it's a dupe.

 

[HavokCycle]

this just in - NSA disbands upon reviewing my web history, citing the cost of psychological counseling was too great to bear.

 

[CathyInBlue]

I bet they know where all the best porn can be found.

 

[MisterChester]

This just in: NSA spying on NSA since inception.

 

[Bennettjh]

I'm not surprised.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

i hope they don't tell my wife.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Storage for access to porn sites: 80%
Storage for access to humor web sites: 10%
Storage for access to forums, news sites, and online shopping: 10%
Storage for access to terrorist related material: .0000000001%

(Due to rounding, all numbers may not add up to 100%)

 

[netsecurity]

Storage for access to porn sites: 80%
Storage for access to humor web sites: 10%
Storage for access to forums, news sites, and online shopping: 10%
Storage for access to terrorist related material: .0000000001%

(Due to rounding, all numbers may not add up to 100%)

Dude...they have the largest porn collection on earth, and its al free for them. I bet those NSA guys never sleep.

 

[ZombieApocolypse]

I bet they know where all the best porn can be found.

That shouldnt be purple .... it's on their computers now

 

[Trigger Time]

Ive always just assumed it. If you want to know what the govt is doing just read up on the former soviet union or nazi germany. Its like iur govt is using their play books.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Dude...they have the largest porn collection on earth, and its al free for them. I bet those NSA guys never sleep.

This probably includes the stuff everyone else gets sent to prison for possessing, viewing, or manufacturing.

 

[rambone]

More detailed article:

XKeyscore: NSA tool collects 'nearly everything a user does on the internet' | Glenn Greenwald

 

[buckwacker]

Bomb Allah Strike Jihad Infidel Holy Prophet Muhammed

 

[CathyInBlue]

Problem is, if we all just start blathering in those "supposed" NSA trigger words, they'll be able to tell that people using those trigger words are just noise and can filter that out. What we want to do is start blathering in trigger words that are not obvious, in and of themselves, trigger words, but by unusual juxtapositions, could trigger trigger word detectors.

I remember a story from the war on the NY mobs. They got a wire tap on a mobster's phone (pre-cell days). They recorded a conversation that went like this: "You got the shirt?" "Yeah, I got the shirt." "You got the bullets for the shirt?" "Yeah, I got the bullets for the shirt." Obviously, shirt was code language for a gun. The mobsters were smart enough to know they were being monitored and so settled on a code word to use in lieu of "gun", but weren't smart enough to codify words that go along with "gun". A smarter set of criminals might have codified "buttons" in lieu of "bullets".

So, with that in mind, I offer this code-phrase choked passage.

I used the banana on the car to get the mullet to make breakfast. The jihad in 0x45d8a923 will only help the clown college to meet last year's quota for marshmellows. The eagle's nest has cameras that can see into the kitchen window at 07321.

And that's how you give a government spy program fits.

 

[dirtfarmerz]

Problem is, if we all just start blathering in those "supposed" NSA trigger words, they'll be able to tell that people using those trigger words are just noise and can filter that out. What we want to do is start blathering in trigger words that are not obvious, in and of themselves, trigger words, but by unusual juxtapositions, could trigger trigger word detectors.

I remember a story from the war on the NY mobs. They got a wire tap on a mobster's phone (pre-cell days). They recorded a conversation that went like this: "You got the shirt?" "Yeah, I got the shirt." "You got the bullets for the shirt?" "Yeah, I got the bullets for the shirt." Obviously, shirt was code language for a gun. The mobsters were smart enough to know they were being monitored and so settled on a code word to use in lieu of "gun", but weren't smart enough to codify words that go along with "gun". A smarter set of criminals might have codified "buttons" in lieu of "bullets".

So, with that in mind, I offer this code-phrase choked passage.

I used the banana on the car to get the mullet to make breakfast. The jihad in 0x45d8a923 will only help the clown college to meet last year's quota for marshmellows. The eagle's nest has cameras that can see into the kitchen window at 07321.

And that's how you give a government spy program fits.

It is my opinion that it's too late to worry about it. They have their lists of who's naughty or nice; according to their definition. I'm just glad I have enough clean clothes for me, my relatives, and a few friends. Shirts have all the buttons and everything is folded and put away.

 

[caverjamie]

Hah! You people are clever. Most people I talk to really don't care either way. I don't worry about it so much because I don't have anything to hide - it more so bothers me that they have so much of our tax money available to spend on all this crap, and I wonder why my taxes can't be a little lower you know? They have too many funds available and they just have to figure out ways to spend it all on more programs and gadgets. I'm sure more and more of that homeland security money will be funneled into video cameras just like in the UK...oh yeah, and face recognition.

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

I used the banana on the car to get the mullet to make breakfast. The jihad in 0x45d8a923 will only help the clown college to meet last year's quota for marshmellows. The eagle's nest has cameras that can see into the kitchen window at 07321..

So what you're saying is after breakfast , the mullet went for a swim wearing his special shoes and the banana split .

The jihad in 0x45d8a923 is now moved back to coincide with the clown college convention and the big fish needs to close the kitchen window , right ?

Got it .