New Airline Boarding Pass: Taser Bracelet

[indyjoe]

Have you seen this yet?

A bracelet that replaces your boarding pass. Oh, yeah. It contains a taser in case you are a "bad little customer".

Welcome to the Police State.

 

[Lars]

Yep, and should this go through, it'll be the final nail in the coffin the airline industry is currently laying in.

 

[4sarge]

Have you seen this yet?

A bracelet that replaces your boarding pass. Oh, yeah. It contains a taser in case you are a "bad little customer".

Welcome to the Police State.

Good Post I thought that this was a sick joke until I watched the video. Maybe a good idea to implant this device under the skin of all citizens at birth. Think of the discipline in schools, slow speeding drivers, stop incorrect political thought, the possibilities are endless. Obama should incorporate this in his "Change" platform and complete the take over of America by his army of mindless Obama Zombies

 

[Scutter01]

. Obama should incorporate this in his "Change" platform and complete the take over of America by his army of mindless Obama Zombies

I don't wanna be an Obamabie (or is that "Zombama"?).

 

[4sarge]

I don't wanna be an Obamabie (or is that "Zombama"?).

I'm sticking to the Obama Zombie label

it has a cetain ring to it, I'm a Zombie 4 Obama

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[Don]

Well a 10" x 2" strip of rubber and the bracelet is defeated.

 

[indyjoe]

Well a 10" x 2" strip of rubber and the bracelet is defeated.

Oh, don't be like that. They like their nice simple solutions to complex problems. Don't just ruin it with actual thought. That makes them angry.

 

[Disposable Heart]

With increase of technology comes the devalue of the human being. As technology progresses, humanity becomes a liability rather than an asset. In the world of tomarrow, the nationstatet will be a brutal place unless one is bound by the endless wires of a technologicial tyrant, their humanity confined to a server.

-Me, VERY VERY DRUNK!

 

[Zephri]

lol they tase the terrorist to the ground then they hear alalalalalalalallaalalla bam.

 

[JcJ]

Looks like a great way to take over an entire plane.. for the bad guys that is.

Shock and awe,,

Not way I will be on a plane with one of those stupid things on my wrist with some retarded flight attendant or worse at the controls, no way..

 

[Lars]

JcJ I imagine you're not alone, which is what brought about my comment.

If they Federal Government were to say "This is mandatory." I imagine a large number of folks who may have flown somewhere, will either drive, or stay home.

There's no way I'm allowing some minimum wage ass hat to strap a stun gun on my wrist.

 

[cougar_guy04]

Further reinforcing my policy of "If I can't drive there, I don't go there."

After dealing with the Thugs S#!theads and A-holes on a flight to DC in high school, I knew that this boy wouldn't fly much ever again. Stuff like this isn't helping me reverse that decision.

 

[Bill of Rights]

lol they tase the terrorist to the ground then they hear alalalalalalalallaalalla bam.

WALTER!

 

[techres]

Well a 10" x 2" strip of rubber and the bracelet is defeated.

TSA is a federal agency. So tampering with the device in any way will be a federal crime.

 

[DocGlock86]

I could see it now.
"We need to taze passenger 45."
ZAP!!!!!
"No you Moron not passenger 35, I SAID 45!!!!!!!"
And the way my luck runs. I'd be Passenger 35 sound asleep......No thank you, I'll drive 20 hours before I fly for 2.

 

[Bill of Rights]

TSA is a federal agency. So tampering with the device in any way will be a federal crime.

Boarding passes are issued by the airlines, which are private industries, not TSA, and I'm sure I could find a rubber glove somewhere. There's no law against wearing gloves.

Besides, when SCOTUS finds that in areas where guns must by law be registered, criminals are exempt from this requirement on the grounds that to do so would violate their 5th Amendment rights against self-incrimination... I think a strip of rubber under a taser bracelet would be defensible. If not, as was said above, I think our air industry would quickly grind to a screeching halt for lack of passengers.

Blessings,
B

 

[indyjoe]

I could see it now.
"We need to taze passenger 45."
ZAP!!!!!
"No you Moron not passenger 35, I SAID 45!!!!!!!"
And the way my luck runs. I'd be Passenger 35 sound asleep......No thank you, I'll drive 20 hours before I fly for 2.

Or when it is based on seating and you move. Just a stupid, stupid idea.

 

[Bill of Rights]

I just read down through the comments. Apparently, this was supposedly never designed for the general public but rather for prisoners being transported by air. It's also (reportedly) not even been discussed for at least two years.

Blessings,
B