I still don't know why I did it, but when I was at Kroger today snagging the current issue of The Backwoodsman, I spotted "Guide to Bushcrafting" on the cover of another magazine. Upon closer examination, the full title was MOTHER EARTH NEWS WISER LIVING SERIES GUIDE TO BUSHCRAFTING.
Now I'm concerned that if I read it, I'll start hugging trees, inherently know that all things on four legs are good and all things on two legs are bad, believe and proselytize that climate change is 100% the result of human activity, derisively mock people who hunt and eat meat, and produce bush hippie children named Bhodi and Sunflower Moon.
Wish me luck . . .
Now I'm concerned that if I read it, I'll start hugging trees, inherently know that all things on four legs are good and all things on two legs are bad, believe and proselytize that climate change is 100% the result of human activity, derisively mock people who hunt and eat meat, and produce bush hippie children named Bhodi and Sunflower Moon.
Wish me luck . . .