Modern slang

[hoosierdoc]

My wife said she wanted to Netflix and chill with me. I got excited until i realized she didn't know what that meant

Also today, she called our puppy a wanker. My 11yo asked what that was and she told him it was a male body part.

She accused me of lying about both

 

[Ingomike]

Had to look up the N&C. Definitions are changing fast. You parents need to keep up with this stuff. WOW!

Netflix and Chill; Something you tell your parents when you want your boyfriend/girlfriend to come over and you ****
girlfriend: Hey mom my boyfriends coming over to watch Netflix and chill.
mom: Okay sweetie have lots of fun!
Boyfriend: okay babe, ready to ****?

 

[KokomoDave]

I must be old. I used to tell my parents the truth about me and the gf. My stepdad asked: Did ya Trojanize? My mom: Make sure nothing follows you home you don't wanna keep. Talk around the subject we did not...

 

[Nugget]

I was a teenager in the mid/late-90s. We just didn't talk to our parents at all. No need for secret code. Ah, simpler times....

 

[JCSR]

I have to go to the Urban Dictionary from time to time to clarify the latest slang. My last look-up was "prison wallet". Hint, it's not leather or nylon.

 

[Ingomike]

I have to go to the Urban Dictionary from time to time to clarify the latest slang. My last look-up was "prison wallet". Hint, it's not leather or nylon.

I beg to differ, it is leather! LOL

Silence of the lambs type…

 

[Cameramonkey]

I beg to differ, it is leather! LOL

Silence of the lambs type…

Leather indeed. Raw, untanned.

 

[JCSR]

Leather indeed. Raw, untanned.

 

[Cameramonkey]

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And extra raw, possibly with a side of Monkeypox in some cases.

 

[Bigtanker]

We've got more important things to worry about than terminology.

Yep. I'm a dad of a teenage girl. It was long ago I learned Billy Eyelash was really Billy Eilish. Then a few weeks after that, I found out Billy Eilish was a girl.

 

[Cameramonkey]

We've got more important things to worry about than terminology.

Yep. I'm a dad of a teenage girl. It was long ago I learned Billy Eyelash was really Billy Eilish. Then a few weeks after that, I found out Billy Eilish was a girl.

And she's stacked too. Though you'd never know it because she doesnt dress like a slut. She did do a vogue photo shoot. Wow. (Or one of those fashion mags. )

 

[JCSR]

And extra raw, possibly with a side of Monkeypox in some cases.

 

[Bigtanker]

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Give em' a break. He's locked in his house with covid and nothing else to do. I was the same way last week.

 

[JCSR]

Give em' a break. He locked in his house with covid and nothing else to do. I was the same way last week.

He should cut holes in his pockets so he'll have a little something to play with.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Give em' a break. He locked in his house with covid and nothing else to do. I was the same way last week.

Exactly. I'm getting punchy.

Just dont check my history....

 

[Cameramonkey]

He should cut holes in his pockets so he'll have a little something to play with.

At least I'm having sex with someone I truly love. LOL.
OK, I'm done. I about went over the cliff. I dont need a timeout right now. LOL

 

[Bigtanker]

At least I'm having  sex relations with someone I truly love. LOL.
OK, I'm done. I about went over the cliff. I dont need a timeout right now. LOL

FIFY

 

[Creedmoor]

I must be old. I used to tell my parents the truth about me and the gf. My stepdad asked: Did ya Trojanize? My mom: Make sure nothing follows you home you don't wanna keep. Talk around the subject we did not...

Yep, I had a condom bowl by the front door for my sons just like the house I grew up in. Our father and myself have no illegitimate grandkids.

 

[Frosty]

My parents said the best practice was abstinence and left it at that, I felt like there wasn’t enough information to draw an educated conclusion so I conducted my own study. Abstinence? Not really, protection? Oh yes. On the slang, my son isn’t really into sounding like an idiot, my eldest daughter would always spout of some sort of slang, my normal reply was if you want people to listen to what you have to say then speak like an intelligent person.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

I'm nowhere close to being up on modern slang.
My daughter, and wife were talking "tea" and I had no clue it was just "gossip"...




Then again, the modern thing is to redefine everything so much (birthing person) it's hard to tell what slang even IS anymore...