Michael Sam

[jamil]

I feel I need to make an announcement and come out of the closet....
































I'm fat.



There. I said it. Can I have sympathy rep now?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I'm fat.

I'll thank you to not use those pejoratives to refer to us calorically challenged Americans.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I'm a white male. Pity me. We're oppressed now. Gawd.

 

[jamil]

I'll thank you to not use those pejoratives to refer to us calorically challenged Americans.

I usually tell people I'm not fat. I just have a very low slehnderghut mass. They don't ask.

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

I usually tell people I'm not fat. I just have a very low slehnderghut mass. They don't ask.

"Successful lifestyle physique"

Or...tactically fat.

 

[HoughMade]

I feel I need to make an announcement and come out of the closet....
I'm fat.
There. I said it. Can I have sympathy rep now?

​NO!

The shock reminds me of when I found out about Liberace...or Clay Aiken.

 

[jamil]

​NO!

The shock reminds me of when I found out about Liberace...or Clay Aiken.

Well, I did get some zero rep.

 

[printcraft]

I feel I need to make an announcement and come out of the closet....


I'm fat.



There. I said it. Can I have sympathy rep now?

 

[sepe]

​NO!

The shock reminds me of when I found out about Liberace...or Clay Aiken.

First time I saw Clay Aiken, I knew. Liberace, times were just different.

 

[HoughMade]

.....Liberace, times were just different.

Truer words were never posted.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Well, I did get some zero rep.

Hehe

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Well, I did get some zero rep.

Diet rep.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Truer words were never posted.

Liberace was great on the piano...

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Liberace was great on the piano...

Kind of personal...TMI!

 

[jamil]

Diet rep.

Now that's just straight up funny.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Liberace was pretty damn good other places, too. As I understand.

 

[HoughMade]

Something for you Green Bay Packer, and Liberace fans:

Liberace lover was Green Bay Packer, HBO movie asserts - JSOnline

 

[D-Ric902]

I'll thank you to not use those pejoratives to refer to us calorically challenged Americans.

Im not calorically challenged at all, I get plenty of calories. More than my fair share actually.

 

[jamil]

Im not calorically challenged at all, I get plenty of calories. More than my fair share actually.

It's more like thinness challenged. I don't have near enough thinness.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Im not calorically challenged at all, I get plenty of calories. More than my fair share actually.

Good point. My input exceeds my output.