Looks Like Gitmo for the Kirkster

[Kirk Freeman]

Well, honestly, we all knew it was only a matter of time but it looks like Gitmo for me. As a Scorpio I don't know if I can pull off the orange; maybe I can ask for a khaki jumpsuit.

The FBI has just announced that paying for coffee in cash is a sure fire sign of a terrorist. Just imagine what a person paying for coffee in cash and open carrying in Broad Ripple? Perhaps a Super Terrorist?

I'll just wait here until the FBI swoops down on all my fellow Coffee Criminals.

FBI says paying cash for coffee is a sign of terrorist intent - Boing Boing

 

[smokingman]

You must not have gotten the memo from DHS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j8jB3Oxn8k

Anyone who pays for anything with cash is a terrorist.

 

[schafe]

Don't worry, Kirk, waterboarding isn't so bad.....I've even heard that Gitmo is a kind of a spa...but we'll let you decide. Report in once in a while..okay?

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I know. I even paid for my hotel in Tejas and airline fees in cash.

Maybe I don't have to worry about Gitmo? For me a black site run by the Christians In Action perhaps?

 

[Westside]

Well, honestly, we all knew it was only a matter of time but it looks like Gitmo for me. As a Scorpio I don't know if I can pull off the orange; maybe I can ask for a khaki jumpsuit.

The FBI has just announced that paying for coffee in cash is a sure fire sign of a terrorist. Just imagine what a person paying for coffee in cash and open carrying in Broad Ripple? Perhaps a Super Terrorist?

I'll just wait here until the FBI swoops down on all my fellow Coffee Criminals.

FBI says paying cash for coffee is a sign of terrorist intent - Boing Boing

Did you pay with a $2 bill. Because if you pay for coffee with a $2 bill while OC'ing you are a Super terrorist who kick puppies and kittens each morning as they walk out the door.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

No but sometimes I pay with Presidential coins because it cheeses off the countergirl.

 

[printcraft]

I sick of this Indiana weather, I could use a relaxing vacation on a Caribbean island. I hear tell they have a nice resort with water sports included with your stay.

Going to Starbucks now with cash in hand.

Kirk, you think we could bunk together?

 

[SideArmed]

Well with my current spending trend I will be on the prison transport right next to you. I have been buying everything with cash lately.

I hear they have bingo on tuesday nights, sounds nice.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Kirk, you think we could bunk together?

Sure, if you are willing to learn to play xiangqi so I have someone to play against.

 

[ZombieApocolypse]

You must not have gotten the memo from DHS?
Anyone who pays for anything with cash is a terrorist.

But ..... the BBQ place and also the gas station by my house give discounts for cash purchases .... Is it a setup?

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Sounds like a viable entrapment defense. Too bad they will not allow a jury trial in Gitmo.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

So, is paying by cash a felony? I don't want to be a prohibited person. Maybe I could buy myself visa gift cards with cash, then buy guns with them, hmm...

 

[Nightwalker65]

Wow.....and I thought Mccarthyism died out in the 50's........oh,and there was that little tiff in Salem a couple hundred years ago......both of which sound very similar to what's going on here and now........awesome

 

[RockofStrength]

I recently bought some lumber and bungee cords..used cash (and large bills too!!!!) I guess that I'm probably a high-ranking leader right? I mean coffee is small beans compared to bungee cords...

 

[Classic]

I have been using debit cards for years so I don't have to carry cash. No more! After I first heard of this I have started paying for more and more with cash. Maybe all of us should start making all of our purchases with cash. If enough people did it the banks would squeal like a backwoods Georgia pig - kno whut i mean?

 

[Bunnykid68]

I always use cash for beer, cigarettes, guns and gas. And what ever else I may need

 

[lrahm]

Kirk, please send us your mailing address. Maybe I can bust you out with my tank.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Kirk, please send us your mailing address. Maybe I can bust you out with my tank.

I want to help

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Kirk, please send us your mailing address. Maybe I can bust you out with my tank.

No dice!

You'll just kill my chickens.

I've decided that since I cannot pay cash for coffee that I will exchange chickens for coffee. If the store does not take chickens I will perform an interpretative dance for coffee.

Tomorrow's dance will be a "Tribute to Law Enforcement", 7AM, one show only.

 

[Bunnykid68]

No dice!

You'll just kill my chickens.

I've decided that since I cannot pay cash for coffee that I will exchange chickens for coffee. If the store does not take chickens I will perform an interpretative dance for coffee.

Tomorrow's dance will be a "Tribute to Law Enforcement", 7AM, one show only.

I promise to not let him run over the chickens