List your Shooters Part V

[OneBadV8]

Especially since pineapple is a fruit.


But regardless, it’s wrong, and shall be punishable by the labeling of vegan for the crime thereof!

You’re right! Even worse, there are NO veggies

 

[jamil]

I’m confused… how does a pizza with pineapple, ham, and bacon (more meat toppings than veggies) lead to vegetarian pizza

Vegan.

 

[IndyDave1776]

I’m confused… how does a pizza with pineapple, ham, and bacon (more meat toppings than veggies) lead to vegetarian pizza

Abominations is abominations

 

[KG1]

I know I have a reputation for being difficult.....obtuse......

But


I like Hawaiian pizza.......



I would never ever even entertain the thought of much less actually order......


Or pay for


A Hawaiian pizza.

Is there anyone in my club?

I hope that your best attribute isn't that you like Hawaiian pizza given your reputation. If it is then there is seriously no hope of saving your image.

 

[CampingJosh]

Vegan.

Yeah, Hawaiian pizza is definitely vegan. Ham comes from pigs, and since pigs grow on farms, they are a vegetable. It's bulletproof logic.

Pineapple (fruit) + ham (vegetable) = vegan pizza.

 

[Bighoss91]

Yeah, Hawaiian pizza is definitely vegan. Ham comes from pigs, and since pigs grow on farms, they are a vegetable. It's bulletproof logic.

Pineapple (fruit) + ham (vegetable) = vegan pizza.

So does that mean the pizza I had earlier with pepperoni, sausage,ham, and bacon was also vegan. If so I better tell the gf that I did eat something healthy.

She still won't believe me that whiskey is whole grain.

 

[OneBadV8]

Yeah, Hawaiian pizza is definitely vegan. Ham comes from pigs, and since pigs grow on farms, they are a vegetable. It's bulletproof logic.

Pineapple (fruit) + ham (vegetable) = vegan pizza.

Don’t forget the bacon

 

[Expat]

Pepperoni and sausage should be from pork also.

 

[Hawkeye]

Ultimately, aren't we all vegans/vegetarians? Some of us just prefer to have some intermediary steps between us carnivores and the plants.

 

[Spear Dane]

Ultimately, aren't we all vegans/vegetarians? Some of us just prefer to have some intermediary steps between us carnivores and the plants.

Take that to it's ultimate conclusion. We are all essentially solar panels.

 

[KLB]

Don’t forget the bacon

That is bacon abuse!

 

[actaeon277]

I never paid for pineapple on a pizza.

But, the taxpayers did. Cause the only pizzas the submarine made, had pineapple on them.


Oh wait.
Now I'm a taxpayer.
So.. I'M PAYING FOR IT.



AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!

 

[jamil]

Yeah, Hawaiian pizza is definitely vegan. Ham comes from pigs, and since pigs grow on farms, they are a vegetable. It's bulletproof logic.

Pineapple (fruit) + ham (vegetable) = vegan pizza.

That's the most Vegan thing I've heard on INGO all morning.

Did you know that there is literally no such thing as Unicorns? Why then do we poke fun at CM all the time about his stable of Unicorns? I think you're acting kinda Vegan.

 

[jamil]

Take that to it's ultimate conclusion. We are all essentially solar panels.

Agreed. I'm still trying to figure out how to plug myself back into the system so that I can get get a rebate on my power bill.

 

[BugI02]

You certainly won’t find it in the land of OSU

Oklahoma State University?

Or were you talking about THE OSU

 

[IndyDave1776]

Ultimately, aren't we all vegans/vegetarians? Some of us just prefer to have some intermediary steps between us carnivores and the plants.

 

[BugI02]

Grilled pineapple and ham on pizza with bacon and a drizzle of maple syrup. Hmmm-mmm. Especially if the syrup is bourbon barrel finished.

 

[BugI02]

Leads to this.
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Why does that look like a floor covering material?

 

[Jaybird1980]

Why does that look like a floor covering material?

Right, it doesn't look good.

But supposedly a couple of women from my wife's work ate it and said it was delicious.

 

[IndyBeerman]

That's the most Vegan thing I've heard on INGO all morning.

Did you know that there is literally no such thing as Unicorns? Why then do we poke fun at CM all the time about his stable of Unicorns? I think you're acting kinda Vegan.

Wait wait wait wait....

Do you have undeniable, verifiable conclusive evidence that there are no unicorns?

Since they are so rare, why would CM parade them out and about and risk a armed kidnapping by a group of five year old girls who had just pilfered every open carrying firearm owner in the great lakes region. So they may rain hell down upon us with pixie dust, cotton candy and hello kitty attire.

Some things are just not meant to be shown in public.