Should start a group against umbrella's. The stress of mistaking one could cause a heart attack. Or poke someones eye out. Perhaps there should be a license to carry...
This is what happens when kids aren't exposed to gun safety, images of firearms or anything even resembling a gun. They don't know how to properly identify one and then wet themselves with fear when they see an umbrella.
I had to look and yep they make AK Umbrellas all right.
That would certainly be a conversation piece, maybe not a pleasant conversation, but it would definitely prompt a "chat".
I noticed that Shannon Watts just founded a huge, nationwide anti-umbrella campaign: "Refuse Umbrella Manufacturers and Producers, Have Umbrella Making Prohibited".
Please donate, everyone, We must stop this outrageous, rampant umbrella making! Send your donations to: