INGO: Joke of the day page

[Bigtanker]

I hate you

And that's why I posted it right there ^^^^^^^

 

[nonobaddog]

I think I'll print it out in pages and bind it and put it on my "to read someday" shelf.

 

[actaeon277]

where's that negative rep button

 

[JCSR]

 

[JCSR]

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[JCSR]

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember George Floyd" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Defund the police!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could of been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[JCSR]

I heard you can make good money selling a kidney............and it doesn't have to be yours.

 

[MCgrease08]

Major language warning.

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[Bigtanker]

I cut off three fingers of my right hand. I asked my doc if I'd be able to write with again again.

He said "Maybe, but you won't be able to count on it like you used to."

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[MCgrease08]

For BT:

 

[actaeon277]

For BT:

dude
He's a mod.
Smile, keep your eyes on him,
and slowly back away.

 

[AndreusMaximus]

dude
He's a mod.
Smile, keep your eyes on him,
and slowly back away.

I think MCGrease is just missing the longer jokes. BT hasn't been putting in enough effort lately, we need another 10-pager.

 

[Bigtanker]

I think MCGrease is just missing the longer jokes. BT hasn't been putting in enough effort lately, we need another 10-pager.

You know...........

I haven't done that in a while....

 

[spencer rifle]

You know...........

I haven't done that in a while....

For which we are all grateful. Don't mess it up.

 

[printcraft]

Local news had a post that a guy was admitted to the emergency room with 15 plastic farm animals stuffed in his rectum.

The doctors listed his condition as stable.

 

[AndreusMaximus]

For which we are all grateful. Don't mess it up.

Hey now, just like pineapple on pizza, some of us do appreciate a longer joke now and then.