I'm new and have a lot of questions.

[KellyinAvon]

No. This is not what happens behind the curtain. That's just what Kelly does for fun.

TRUTH!!

 

[KG1]

The more important question is, why don't donkeys wear parachutes?

It's because they would look like an ass if they did.

 

[WebSnyper]

You probably dont really understand the wallet comment either.

Wallet: back in the day, a dude came in here claiming he was arrested by ISP and claimed they stole his wallet. (among other over the top claims) It was an epic thread.

Boner drone: Crazy dude called IMPD complaining that they(?) were harassing him by flying a drone around him with a device that gave him a boner. You know, kinda like an LRAD, but more fun.

Reverse Wallet! : https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...lice-officers-wallet/ar-AAW0XV4?ocid=sapphire

 

[KellyinAvon]

I'm just having a little fun here ribbing Kelly. Make no mistake I also have a tremendous amount of respect and gratitude toward Kelly and the things he has done for the 2A community, and I respect him for his service in the Airforce. Sorry that you took it as being disrespectful. It was not my intention. Hopefully Kelly won't take it the same way.

Anyway, this is getting to be too serious for a Saturday morning. I haven't even had my cereal and watched cartoons yet.

No disrespect taken here. And since going full-time nerd in October 1999 I haven't once driven a forklift in a thunder storm or had to ask, "Where are all the tie-down straps??!!"

 

[KellyinAvon]

Well, the Air Force is not really a "branch of the military".
It's more along the line of "corporation" or "college with bombs".

Just because we can read, write, AND tell time...

 

[churchmouse]

Well, this one sure is fun.....

 

[actaeon277]

Just because we can read, write, AND tell time...

Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
For a sailor.

 

[KellyinAvon]

You probably dont really understand the wallet comment either.

Wallet: back in the day, a dude came in here claiming he was arrested by ISP and claimed they stole his wallet. (among other over the top claims) It was an epic thread.

Boner drone: Crazy dude called IMPD complaining that they(?) were harassing him by flying a drone around him with a device that gave him a boner. You know, kinda like an LRAD, but more fun.

The Boner Drone was actually mentioned on a YouTube video from the guy who claimed its existance. First thing I noticed on the video was a large amount of aluminum foil throughout the individual's home. He was taking the video to show how things had been moved while he was gone (IMPD searching his home while he was gone.) The drone that IMPD used to cause shoulder pain was quickly forgotten when we learned of the drone that gave him an erection during a job interview.

Just think: his vote counts the same as everyone else's.

 

[BigMoose]

The Boner Drone was actually mentioned on a YouTube video from the guy who claimed its existance. First thing I noticed on the video was a large amount of aluminum foil throughout the individual's home. He was taking the video to show how things had been moved while he was gone (IMPD searching his home while he was gone.) The drone that IMPD used to cause shoulder pain was quickly forgotten when we learned of the drone that gave him an erection during a job interview.

Just think: his vote counts the same as everyone else's.

Yep the wallet thing, and the boner drone is right up there with Kirk Freeman's German weapons infatuation and his Gay Dry Sex posts.

G36 Controversy Heats Up

In Germany the flap over the GayDrySex (parts deforming under use) grows. HundK releases not one, but three press releases. Pressure is on to adopt new weapon. And you thought only your service weapon sucked. The G36 Controversy Intensifies - The Firearm Blog

www.indianagunowners.com

 

[pitbulld45]

I like turtles, but the question is what kind is my favorite? Its snapper, snapper is my favorite

 

[Mgderf]

Serious answer: the "50 posts? I ain't got time for that!" guy from a while back has to be my favorite and @Codyf44 from this week whose second and final post that could've been titled "I ain't coming back here's why" was well written and probably could've been 10 quality posts. What's bad is reading post #2 I'm thinking this guy could've been an excellent addition to our big dysfunctional family here at INGO.

More to follow...

The gall of some...
When I joined, I had to muster up 10 quality posts, just like everyone else, at the time.
I'm still struggling to maintain 10 quality posts!

Ingo is MUCH bigger now than it was then, but better in a lot of ways too.
This place is a cornucopia of information and knowledge.
It's also filled with sarcasm and wit, current events, and generally useless facts.

What's not to like?

 

[deo62]

The gall of some...
When I joined, I had to muster up 10 quality posts, just like everyone else, at the time.
I'm still struggling to maintain 10 quality posts!

Ingo is MUCH bigger now than it was then, but better in a lot of ways too.
This place is a cornucopia of information and knowledge.
It's also filled with sarcasm and wit, current events, and generally useless facts.

What's not to like?

It also took us longer to chisel those posts in stone

 

[stocknup]

Is it time for Homer yet ...............

 

[KG1]

Ingo is MUCH bigger now than it was then, but better in a lot of ways too.
This place is a cornucopia of information and knowledge.
It's also filled with sarcasm and wit, current events, and generally useless facts.

What's not to like?

I've got a at least two of these four covered.

 

[churchmouse]

Op just deleted a great post.

 

[KG1]

Bummer. We need more great posts here.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Bummer. We need more great posts here.

 

[ed1838]

I will add to the ???s What sounds good for supper tonight? I am thinking BBQ chicken or snapper we all like snapper.

 

[Michigan Slim]

Mentioned a little snapper. Wife said get some cereal. Captain Crunch it is....