I do have some evil Black guns, but you gotta love caressing wood stocks and old steel.
So here is my tribute to the wood stocked gun:
I like wood stocks and I can not lie
You INGO brothers can't deny
when your holding a gun with an itty bitty waist
and a wood stock to your face
You get sprung, wanna pull it in tough
'Cause you notice that actions stuffed
Deep in the wood it’s wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that walnut you got makes
Me so horney!
Ooh, stock-o’-smooth-skin
Gotta gun rack in my Benz
I might wield a restocked Enfield,
But it ain’t an ‘03 Springfield
Baby got wood
I've want 'em leather slinged'
The hell with ARs blinged!
Triggers set, oiled wet,
bolt going like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' ARs are the things
Take the average INGO man and ask him that
She gotta pack wood back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your carbine got wood butt? (Hell yeah!)
Then stroke it! (Stroke it!) Stroke it! (Stroke it!)
Stroke that wooden butt!
Baby got wood!
I like 'em heavy, and wood
And when I'm in my hood
I just can't help myself, It's a scandal
No removable handle
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-barrel, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' to AR boyz
'Cause plastic parts are made for toys
I want 'em real wood and checkered
So find that ol’ blued double
the .556 luvers in trouble
In 50 years the ARs rubble
So I'm lookin' at gun videos
Watchin' tactical guys walkin' like hoes
You can have them hoes
I'll keep my ballcap and camo’s
A word about the SCAR with flash hider
Trade it for a .577 Snider
But I gotta be straight when I say I want stripper clips
Don’t want no red dot blips.
Bolt guns got it goin' on
Weekend commandos won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to spray and pray
But my -06 round dont stray
Its wood,It’s long, bayonetes on
And I'm down to get the iron sights on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then chamber a round! bayonet out!
Even Gen X’s got to shout
Baby got wood!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to stocks, fiberglass ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. M4? Ha ha, add 10 and its M14!
So your buddy gets a boner, reading articles about Eugene Stoner
But Stoner aint got wood on his ol’ AR10
My gun safe don't want none
Unless you've got wood, hon
Baby got wood
You can bring K98s to the hood,
But please don't lose that wood
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that wood stocks ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So gun rag says woods fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your for-ends small and your curves are kickin'
and the stripper clips Bitc*in’
To the plastic things in the magazine:
You got bling but no leather sling!
It’s a fact, I like shellac-ed
Not one that’s Bubba hacked
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his wood guns on my list
Had wood stocks but he chose to swap 'em
And I roll up quick to stop 'em
If the butt is wood and round,
And you want a iron sight throw down,
Dial 1-900-walnut!
And kick them plastic thoughts
Baby got wood!
So here is my tribute to the wood stocked gun:
I like wood stocks and I can not lie
You INGO brothers can't deny
when your holding a gun with an itty bitty waist
and a wood stock to your face
You get sprung, wanna pull it in tough
'Cause you notice that actions stuffed
Deep in the wood it’s wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that walnut you got makes
Me so horney!
Ooh, stock-o’-smooth-skin
Gotta gun rack in my Benz
I might wield a restocked Enfield,
But it ain’t an ‘03 Springfield
Baby got wood
I've want 'em leather slinged'
The hell with ARs blinged!
Triggers set, oiled wet,
bolt going like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' ARs are the things
Take the average INGO man and ask him that
She gotta pack wood back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your carbine got wood butt? (Hell yeah!)
Then stroke it! (Stroke it!) Stroke it! (Stroke it!)
Stroke that wooden butt!
Baby got wood!
I like 'em heavy, and wood
And when I'm in my hood
I just can't help myself, It's a scandal
No removable handle
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-barrel, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' to AR boyz
'Cause plastic parts are made for toys
I want 'em real wood and checkered
So find that ol’ blued double
the .556 luvers in trouble
In 50 years the ARs rubble
So I'm lookin' at gun videos
Watchin' tactical guys walkin' like hoes
You can have them hoes
I'll keep my ballcap and camo’s
A word about the SCAR with flash hider
Trade it for a .577 Snider
But I gotta be straight when I say I want stripper clips
Don’t want no red dot blips.
Bolt guns got it goin' on
Weekend commandos won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to spray and pray
But my -06 round dont stray
Its wood,It’s long, bayonetes on
And I'm down to get the iron sights on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then chamber a round! bayonet out!
Even Gen X’s got to shout
Baby got wood!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to stocks, fiberglass ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. M4? Ha ha, add 10 and its M14!
So your buddy gets a boner, reading articles about Eugene Stoner
But Stoner aint got wood on his ol’ AR10
My gun safe don't want none
Unless you've got wood, hon
Baby got wood
You can bring K98s to the hood,
But please don't lose that wood
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that wood stocks ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So gun rag says woods fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your for-ends small and your curves are kickin'
and the stripper clips Bitc*in’
To the plastic things in the magazine:
You got bling but no leather sling!
It’s a fact, I like shellac-ed
Not one that’s Bubba hacked
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his wood guns on my list
Had wood stocks but he chose to swap 'em
And I roll up quick to stop 'em
If the butt is wood and round,
And you want a iron sight throw down,
Dial 1-900-walnut!
And kick them plastic thoughts
Baby got wood!
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