Hashtag Hillary-ty: #WhyImNotVotingForHillary

[Stschil]

The Twitter machine is all a flutter with posts tagged with WhyImNotVotingForHillary. So, I thought a dedicated thread might be fun. Submitt your funny/sarcastic reasons for not casting a vote for Princess Pantsuit.

My contribution to start things off:

Because Jurrasic Park taught me never to trust a female dinosaur.

 

[Bennettjh]

Because it's Hillary Clinton.

 

[D-Ric902]

I don't want to trade Valerie Jarrett for Anthony Wieners wife

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Because I'm a racist-sexist.

 

[D-Ric902]

Because I'm a racist-sexist.

Well, admitting it is the first step to recovery

that is going to be a HUGE group therapy meeting.

 

[pudly]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Because I'm a racist-sexist.

Well, admitting it is the first step to recovery

that is going to be a HUGE group therapy meeting.

And I should have added: "And if you won't vote for her, you're one too!"

 

[Twangbanger]

Because the possibility of Hillary running earned Monica Lewinsky a Ted-Talk...and becoming President will probably get her on Monday Night Football.

 

[spencer rifle]

Because power is magnetic to the corruptible.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Cankles. (GFGT, let me know when the meetings start for that support group!)

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Cankles. (GFGT, let me know when the meetings start for that support group!)

Hmmm....we should form an exploratory committee.

 

[D-Ric902]

Exploratory and Hillary in the same thread should be illegal

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Exploratory and Hillary in the same thread should be illegal

I think it is in a few states...but mainly just the more agricultural states.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Hmmm....we should form an exploratory committee.

Exploratory and Hillary in the same thread should be illegal

Yeah, unless you're talking about Sir Edmund Hillary, I don't want to even think about any Hillary exploration!

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Yeah, unless you're talking about Sir Edmund Hillary, I don't want to even think about any Hillary exploration!

But you did, didn't you?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

But you did, didn't you?

I just hope I don't have nightmares.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I just hope I don't have nightmares.

 

[Leadeye]

It says something when your friends in big media run poles that say 72% of your party affiliation wants someone to challenge you for the position.

 

[Stschil]

It says something when your friends in big media run poles that say 72% of your party affiliation wants someone to challenge you for the position.

According to her husband, her position is regularly filled by others anyway

 

[Leadeye]

According to her husband, her position is regularly filled by others anyway

Snappy! I like it.