Hopefully this happened before he could reproduce?
Eerily reminiscent of Evel Knievel's Snake River Canyon Jump but without the happy outcome. Premature ejectulation of the parachute in both cases. The difference being Knievel's 'chute stayed on and hindered the flight to the point of keeping him out of the river, where he probably would have drowned. Winds in the canyon also blew the craft back toward the launch side canyon wall, contributing to Knievel's survival.
Illuminati sabotage... they didn't want the truth to get out there.
Nope. This one wasn’t us.
That is because you all had hoods on.