Confessions

[Mr Evilwrench]

I had dinner with Jeb Bush, in 1996, in Gainesville. I actually liked him quite a lot. He was a keynote speaker at an event I organized at UF.
Sneaky ones, them Bushes

I've never taken a drug in my life.
Neither have I

I like fried chicken
Hey, me too

I can swim like a fish
I can swim like a stone

I've never kissed an Asian girl
None of the Asian girls would ever let me kiss them, not that I didn't try

I eat chitterlings to make my family happy... they suck
Can you use those for sausage skins?

I hate cats
They hate you, too. They've told me.

I don't think all socialism is bad
Not even gettin into this one, but yes, all of it.

Patton should have armed the Nazis and taken down the Russians
Would have been a weird way to do it at the time, but you may be onto something.

I like the idea of dumping prisoners in the middle east to fend for themselves.
Oh, I would love little more than to see the tears of the PCs if we did that

I miss the South
Your aim will improve with practice

Cops are way cooler than what the media shows you
Hey, so are engineers. Ok, maybe not.

Fat people make me uncomfortable
Do they sit on you frequently?

Jolly Ranchers are my favorite candy
I like softer things

Bob Gibson is my godmother's uncle (for the Cards fans)
Did he make electric guitars?

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[hopper68]

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[MCgrease08]

In middle school I tried out for a play because a bunch of my friends told me they would too. They never showed up to the audition but I got a pretty big part. But they called me a loser for going through with it so I dropped out.

In high school some friends were house-sitting for a rich family and they threw a party while they were away. The dad was an avid runner and had like 40 pairs of running shoes in the garage. I stole three pairs of them.

I did lots of drugs in college.

 

[jdmack79]

Fat people in my way on electric scooters in stores cause me to become enraged.

 

[LEaSH]

I've never liked Seinfeld.

Movie theaters are really just large, dirty petri dishes of unknown contaminants.

I don't believe in conspiracy theories, but I love to watch people get weird, so I encourage it sometimes.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I like my job, but I still think I would have enjoyed being a conservation officer more.

I sometimes browse INGO when I'm on a scene and there is a lull and I am bored.

 

[Woobie]

I like my job, but I still think I would have enjoyed being a conservation officer more.

I sometimes browse INGO when I'm on a scene and there is a lull and I am bored.

From now on, I will always be wondering when I see one of your posts...

 

[Mike Elzinga]

I spend at least 20 minutes of every day at work, sitting in the bathroom stall and not going to the bathroom, just playing solitaire on my phone.

Someone at work once made a joke that I was a great ballroom dancer, so I went with it, now about 20 people I work with all think that Im this extraordinary ballroom dancer due to years and years of lessons, and Ive had to dodge 2 different women at work who have asked me to take them out dancing, or to be their date for some event they had where dancing was expected. I can't dance to save my soul and anyone who has ever met me knows I have zero rhythm.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

I like my job, but I still think I would have enjoyed being a conservation officer more.

I sometimes browse INGO when I'm on a scene and there is a lull and I am bored.

From now on, I will always be wondering when I see one of your posts...

Right? I imagine some guy in a white t shirt in the background getting stomped and tazed by a pile of JBT's while BBI is in the foreground with his back to them poking at his phone and wishing he were a possum cop.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Lunch with Liberace. Wasn't that a movie?

No, the word you are thinking of is "euphemism"

 

[nakinate]

I'm actually a female. I just use a male persona online to mess with people.

 

[MCgrease08]

I like my job, but I still think I would have enjoyed being a conservation officer more.

I sometimes browse INGO when I'm on a scene and there is a lull and I am bored.

Browsing INGO at work... if that were a crime I think most of us would be guilty.

BTW, I always thought I'd make a good detective. I over analyze every situation and am generally pretty good at breaking down a situation and picking up on little things.

Part of me regrets not going down that path. Growing up I didn't have the greatest respect for police so I never really considered it. Now that I've matured, I wish I had considered it.

 

[Trigger Time]

The neighbor kid ran over my kids pet turtle with a lawnmower. (It was a dumb accident). We thought we had picked up and disposed of all the pieces. She found a piece of his shell. I lied and told her they can shed their shells because I wasn't brave enough to break her heart.

 

[mbills2223]

I dislike most people, but still want to help them. It's like some weird Stockholm Syndrome

 

[nakinate]

I dislike most people, but still want to help them. It's like some weird Stockholm Syndrome

Is that why you tolerate me on INGO?

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Right? I imagine some guy in a white t shirt in the background getting stomped and tazed by a pile of JBT's while BBI is in the foreground with his back to them poking at his phone and wishing he were a possum cop.

I'm monitoring an interview now. ...

 

[mbills2223]

Is that why you tolerate me on INGO?

Yes.

 

[nakinate]

Yes.

That really hurts, but I'll take what I can get.

 

[Dirtebiker]

I have more firearms than my wife knows about.

Don't we all!?

 

[Trigger Time]

I have kept journals since the year 2000 and I've never told anyone

i have memory loss

I almost became a fed

i like gardening, although I can't bend over anymore to do it.

My uncle is a former U.S. Senator

i dislike electronic technology but use it

I died once

i sometimes go into my kids rooms for a sec at night just to hear them breath and know they're ok.