Busy as a cat covering it up

[AllenM]

anybody else have a favorite cliche?

 

[ATM]

"We'll head 'em off at the pass!"

"I hate that cliche."

I like to slightly paraphrase old cliches:

There IS a cat; it WILL be skinned!

(Usually spoken after I have found two or three new ways to not effectively skin a particular cat.)

 

[shawkpilot]

Sweating like a whore in church.

Is a ducks ass water tight?

 

[TomN]

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

 

[Benny]

Such an awesome movie.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrwDFgEeFCE]YouTube - It puts the lotion on it's skin[/ame]

 

[epsylum]

I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball.

Gotta **** like a race horse.

I'm sweating like a Hebrew slave.

Then there are the ones that only me and a few of my buddies get because they are from shows that not everyone watches (but are friggin great).

Boosh! (from Frisky Dingo), used as a positive acknowledgement

any one of a gazillion It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia quotes (see avatar and sig line).

 

[Disposable Heart]

Falls apart like a Chinese Motorcycle.
...as all get out...
Whatnot, what have you, (or if electronic or mechanical) whatnotamatron...

 

[turnandshoot4]

Cold as a well diggers ass.

Eat it's pigs.

That's like the kettle calling the pot black.

 

[Hoosier8]

For those tough times: They can't eat ya!

 

[AllenM]

Real frog strangler...speaking about hard rain

If I felt any better I couldn't keep my hands off myself

 

[GetA2J]

If I were any better it would be obscene


If I were any better I'd have to be twins


If I were any better I couldn't stand it.


In like Flynn


See ya in the funny papers

 

[AllenM]

People who live in glass houses should get the flock outa here..
.Bartender in Boondock Saints.
could be miss qouted though. I need to rewatch it

 

[AllenM]

People who live in glass houses should get the flock outa here..
.Bartender in Boondock Saints.
could be miss qouted though. I need to rewatch it