...I was putting even odds on the gift being an organ of some type. I heard you needed a liver transplant...well, open your present real fast and then we've got a trip to make.
So some guy that my wife has only interacted with on the internet just sent her a pair of pajamas because he thought she might like them.
That's a bit creepy, isn't it?
That's a huge organ! Not that I pay attention to that sort of thing.....