One day just for funs
I was eating a hotdog bun
It was slightly overdone
Afterwards decided I needed to drop one
So I lined up for a bombing run
Checked that my zipper was undone
Made a hammock for my gun
Probably would weigh a metric ton
Out of the boys room I spun
Towards the gun counter to make fun
The man showed me one
And then told me I was done
What a way for them to stun
They had pulled a fast one
My bad actions can't be undone