Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and
one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says
"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas...
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:
The exact size of the implant will be...
Wish I could tell you who the author is.
"The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade in 2000. The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our...
Got this in my email today.
Ladies sorry but it's a good one.
I'll see if the orignal sender has one on us men.
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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have anoth er
for when you' re on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him...
ok I did not snopes this but thought it was worth sharing regardless.
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of...
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35,"...