The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 15th Edition: Be more like Coleman.

[BeDome]

I'm a fan of Casey's breakfast pizza. I get it with the sausage gravy "sauce" (cheese sauce is an option too) with sausage, bacon, ham, extra scrambled eggs and cheese.

Never heard of Casey's, but I'm suddenly a huge fan of a giant biscuit smothered in rich sausage gravy as a serving suggestion.
Gravy with plenty of sausage and a few chunks about the size of your thumb left in for style.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Never heard of Casey's, but I'm suddenly a huge fan of a giant biscuit smothered in rich sausage gravy as a serving suggestion.
Gravy with plenty of sausage and a few chunks about the size of your thumb left in for style.

I don't see any near Noblesville, but there's one not far from me on Madison Avenue.

https://www.caseys.com/menu/pizza/c/breakfast-pizza

 

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Savage.

 

[Ballstater98]

 

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Probably spending time in the INGO shooter thread.

 

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[HoosierLife]

I'm a huge fan of how people raise their kids being absolutely none of my business.

Oh man, I was trying not to laugh today.

My son has to bring home a folder from school every Friday. Has any disciplinary issues, notes from the teacher, graded tests etc for the week on there. Maybe other stuff too. My wife has to sign it and send it back with him on Monday.

He, of course, forgot it his first Friday. And he has few, if any, behavioral issues at school. Had 0 demerits last year (2nd grade.)

We’re telling him to make sure he brings it home on Monday as we’re driving home from church yesterday.

It made me think of my ill-spent youth and how I used to forge my mom’s signature on stuff way worse than that when I was a teen.

So I’m not even thinking and didn’t really even think he was listening to me “I remember when I used to sign my mom’s name. I was so good at that.”

Fast forward to this afternoon when my wife is picking up the kids at school.

My son tells my wife that the teacher asked everyone to turn in their folders and he quickly signed her name.

She calls and tells me and I really wanted to be mad, but couldn’t stop laughing.

I kept a straight face when he came in the door, but lost it when my wife came in and cracked a smile.

He didn’t see that.

I take him to the office to administer justice and look up what the penalty for forgery in Indiana is.

$10,000 fine and 6-8 years.

He’s scared to death, but he knows he has to go and tell his teacher in the morning what he did.

Like she wouldn’t know his chicken scratch wasn’t my wife’s handwriting…

I emailed the teacher what he did, that we already disciplined him at home, but feel free to take whatever disciplinary actions she felt was necessary.

She emailed back that she would talk to him and leave it at that.

He’s a good kid lol.

It’s half my fault anyway lol.

 

[45sRfun]

My specialty ketchup eggs (lots of ketchup). Eat them topped with more ketchup. Starting to cook

Finished

 

[d.kaufman]

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[2tonic]

I know.
My parents didn't have to deal with those comments too often.
Turns out, dad is as hard headed as we were, but he was a lot bigger.

And you never, NEVER said "I'm bored" in front of my mom.
That was an invitation to do housework.

What was your Mom's favorite "Tool of Discipline"?
Spatula, wooden spoon, or fly-swatter?

 

[ditcherman]

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I'd lay money down that the most die hard pineapple pizza hater would eat pineapple pizza instead of that. No offense, glad you like it, but that's gross and I'm calling child protective services if you have kids.
I remember being tortured.

 

[mbkintner]

My specialty ketchup eggs (lots of ketchup). Eat them topped with more ketchup. Starting to cook View attachment 294475

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Kill it...kill it with fire.

 

[actaeon277]

What was your Mom's favorite "Tool of Discipline"?
Spatula, wooden spoon, or fly-swatter?

Mom would let dad be the disciplinarian.
His tool was the belt.
Most of the time.

 

[actaeon277]

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That's just. ..


I am at a loss for words .

I..

What...


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Can someone be banned for this?

 

[BeDome]

I don't know. It's grotesque, but not any worse than posting an acre of crack with an over stretched thong trying to make it look like something it's not.

What are those thongs made of anyway? Pretty sure you could lift ships out of the water in drydock with two of them.
You have to look close to see those thongs.