Words of wisdom from the Ingo elders.

[DoggyDaddy]

2. Sometimes you eat the bear, Sometimes the bear eats you.

And the Mark Knopfler Corollaries...

Sometimes you're the windshield
Sometimes you're the bug
Sometimes it all comes together baby
Sometimes you're a fool in love
Sometimes you're the louisville slugger
Sometimes you're the ball
Sometimes it all comes together baby
Sometimes you're going to lose it all

 

[Lpherr]

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take. It's measured by the moments that take your breath away.

 

[Lpherr]

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

 

[MindfulMan]

Three people can keep a secret .... if two of them are dead !
(wisdom from a Bandidos M.C. enforcer)



This sunk in, and seemed wise to me.

 

[Lpherr]

The more we learn, the more we discover how much we do not know.

 

[Lpherr]

Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.

 

[Gunmetalgray]

Measure twice, cut once, cuss three times.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Measure twice, cut once, cuss three times.

"I've cut this board 3 times and it's still too short!"

 

[Timjoebillybob]

It's easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.

 

[Lpherr]

It's easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.

Let me introduce you to the Mrs.

 

[JCSR]

You can't drink all day if you don't start early.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

From my Granddad. Don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you think you see.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

You can't drink all day if you don't start early.

How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all? -- Firesign Theater

 

[Magyars]

Chainsaws are unforgiving.....

 

[eric001]

If it hurts, don't do it. (As you get older, this will eventually include almost everything.)

If it sounds like a stupid idea, it most likely is.

And the ultimate: Free advice is worth EXACTLY what you paid for it.

 

[JCSR]

 

[TheGhostRider]

It's easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.

Let me introduce you to the Mrs.


Obviously not married to a redhead like me...
redhead>>>>>

 

[Leadeye]

You cannot use the words big or old in any way that women will find complimentary.

 

[deo62]

Measure twice, cut once, cuss three times.

Measure with a micrometer, mark it with chalk and cut it with an axe.