I don’t feel safe

[grillak]

This is not a good idea. We don't negotiate with terrorizers

we sure don't....we arm them to the teeth after training them for twenty years


*not trying to make light of the situation...the @**hole in me couldn't resist.

 

[grillak]

This is not a good idea. We don't negotiate with terrorizers

we sure don't....we arm them to the teeth after training them for twenty

What's the best method for carrying a frozen chicken? I'm guessing concealed carry is off the table.

i only carry chickens while naked nowadays...nobody ***** with a naked man with a chicken!

 

[DadSmith]

Change your habits as to time you go to work and go a different route each day, leave for work at different times as well 5, 10, 15 minutes sooner, after work make it that much later.
Also a different route home each night. That would help fix them being able to locate you easily through the week.
If you feel your life is in danger and you have a right to own a firearm do so, or a baton. Maybe Bear pepper spray.
If they are threatening you call Frank and Denny.

 

[DadSmith]

Sounds like something ANTIFA would do.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

If they are threatening you call Frank and Denny.

He's in Terre Haute. Frank and Denny can't help.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

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Sounds like something ANTIFA a total idiot would do.

FIFY...

 

[grillak]

That seems like a reasonable option. Carry around a squirt bottle filled with kerosene and set your attacker on fire.

This is the kind of high speed/low drag advice that I come to INGO for.

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my ex's father carried an old coffee can full of gas in his backseat for carjackers

 

[femurphy77]

12 gauge autoloader
45 Longslide with laser sighting
Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range
Uzi 9mm

I prefer the 45 watt range, everyone knows it packs more of a punch than a 40.

 

[femurphy77]

Okay so I know to a lot of you I sound like a soft target but I read over the rules and I’m not 100% sure if I’d be in trouble for being completely open. What I can say can and probably will only be speculation I’m already pretty smart I’m skilled with a lot of stuff and I get bored but I knew I needed to start doing good so I became a cna to help people instead of the opposite but I wanted to get suggestions cause well I know that to claim self defense typically you need to be “equal” so you can’t kill someone or injure them with a gun if they have a knife I don’t know if that’s true or not since the officers I used to talk to are retired but idk I just stay paranoid and want to hear everyone’s ideas and I love it thank you all for talking and voicing your opinions I love the suggestions and I’ll post updates

First mistake right there.

 

[ditcherman]

I prefer the 45 watt range, everyone knows it packs more of a punch than a 40.

But my 9 metric watt has more battery life and still has knockdown power.

 

[Bigtanker]

But my 9 metric watt has more battery life and still has knockdown power.

Well my 5.5 metric works just fine with a single shot in the ear canal.

 

[ditcherman]

Hell it could be as easy as shaving your pit into a poodle haircut, dye it pink, walk it around the block all day wearing nothing but a leather vest and assless chaps. Maybe go out in your tidy whiteys and vacuum the driveway while singing show tunes.

Now you’ve gone and done it.

paging @Brad69

 

[ditcherman]

Well my 5.5 metric works just fine with a single shot in the ear canal.

The smart squirrel with the hat says you operator af.

 

[Bigtanker]

The smart squirrel with the hat says you operator af.

I do have the beard!!

 

[grillak]

The smart squirrel with the hat says you operator af.

my horny squirrel kungfu is unbeatable....oh snap!

you were talking about something else

 

[ditcherman]

my horny squirrel kungfu is unbeatable....oh snap!

you were talking about something else

I reckon I don’t git to town enough to even know…

 

[ditcherman]

And the OP thinks he has adhd…

 

[JeepHammer]

That seems like a reasonable option. Carry around a squirt bottle filled with kerosene and set your attacker on fire.

This is the kind of high speed/low drag advice that I come to INGO for.

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I got the complaint from a moderator where someone complained...

In fact, I've never had to set anyone on fire.
Step 1 with the implied threat of Step 2 did the job.

Even the most thick headed animal thug won't risk Step 2.

 

[Jaybird1980]

And the OP thinks he has adhd…

Welcome to INGO

Where bottles of kerosene and lighters rule!

 

[Jaybird1980]

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Sounds like something ANTIFA would do.

Thank you for quoting this, I didn't want to miss it.