Coronavirus

[maxwelhse]

Lmao! But I wanted to start some rumors to spread.

When we run out of TP, milk, and bread the Matrix is going to overload, reboot, and we're all going to be in Westworld when we wake up.

 

[Sylvain]

Since there is a national shutdown in France this opera singer is stuck at home (he opera house is closed) in Paris.He decided to sing from his window everyday to offer a free concert to his neighbors.

[video=youtube;cKOt85w3pPg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKOt85w3pPg[/video]

 

[jkfletcher]

When we run out of TP, milk, and bread the Matrix is going to overload, reboot, and we're all going to be in Westworld when we wake up.

I heard that when the TP supply is too low, National Guard was going to detain everyone and let the military medical students turn us into human centipedes to make the supply last a little longer.

 

[Trigger Time]

I disagree. Many kids now are not being raised. Not being parented. They are being raised by pop culture. They are growing up like weeds, taking in everything around them. Parents are on their phones while the kids do whatever they want with no consequences whatsoever.

So true

 

[Dead Duck]

So if sunlight kills the virus, then nukes would work.
No I don't mean everywhere. I wouldn't want to kill everyone. Just nuke the places where the virus is at.

 

[Trigger Time]

Can you do that, but with a low husky voice?

Asking for a friend.

LOL
Couldn't rep but it deserves it and some lotion.

 

[foszoe]

I heard that when the TP supply is too low, National Guard was going to detain everyone and let the military medical students turn us into human centipedes to make the supply last a little longer.

In the interest of conservation, please make sure to use both sides. Thank you

 

[foszoe]

So if sunlight kills the virus, then nukes would work.
No I don't mean everywhere. I wouldn't want to kill everyone. Just nuke the places where the virus is at.

We just need a virus specific neutron bomb

 

[Alpo]

Biggest decision today:

Should I get the single or double Hercules guitar stand?

Probably the double. I can hang an AR on one side.

 

[Expat]

So if sunlight kills the virus, then nukes would work.
No I don't mean everywhere. I wouldn't want to kill everyone. Just nuke the places where the virus is at.

That seems like an acceptable idea since we have already embraced the idea of nuking gun owners.

 

[maxwelhse]

In the interest of conservation, please make sure to use both sides. Thank you

Of the human centipede? GROSS!

 

[Trigger Time]

Biggest decision today:

Should I get the single or double Hercules guitar stand?

Probably the double. I can hang an AR on one side.

You have it easier than me. Tragedy just struck. I'm out of cookie dough ice cream

 

[maxwelhse]

Biggest decision today:

Should I get the single or double Hercules guitar stand?

Probably the double. I can hang an AR on one side.

Double is always better. Barrels, cheeseburgers, Ds...

 

[Vigilant]

Biggest decision today:

Should I get the single or double Hercules guitar stand?

Probably the double. I can hang an AR on one side.

Anytime the decision is single or double, it’s always double, with cheese. Wait are we talking about Wendy’s?

 

[Vigilant]

You have it easier than me. Tragedy just struck. I'm out of cookie dough ice cream

Trade you a 56 oz. for 1 roll of TP, 2 oz. hand sanitizer, and a sock? I’ll throw in half a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich too.

 

[Expat]

You have it easier than me. Tragedy just struck. I'm out of cookie dough ice cream

have you considered calling 911?
I hear they like that sort of hijinks.
I saw some people had called them over the toilet paper outage. Why not ice cream?

 

[maxwelhse]

Anytime the decision is single or double, it’s always double, with cheese. Wait are we talking about Wendy’s?

Beat you!

 

[Alpo]

Wife: "What are you doing now?"

Me: Looking at guitar stands.

Wife: "You have firearms all over the living room and 3 guitars in front of the fireplace. You need another guitar stand?"

Me: I like to be organized. Make me a sammich.

 

[Vigilant]

Wife: "What are you doing now?"

Me: Looking at guitar stands.

Wife: "You have firearms all over the living room and 3 guitars in front of the fireplace. You need another guitar stand?"

Me: I like to be organized. Make me a sammich.

And then you woke with a crushing headache, to find her standing over you with a rolling pin, no Sammie.

 

[Alpo]

Yeah. I don't worry about dying from a virus. She'll murder me first.

I did say "please"...I forgot to include that.