Confessions

[KG1]

Lunch with Liberace. Wasn't that a movie?

 

[pudly]

I've never been to confession. Not being Catholic makes that kinda easy...

 

[bigelowe]

I have more firearms than my wife knows about.

 

[Kutnupe14]

I once had lunch with Liberace.

I had dinner with Jeb Bush, in 1996, in Gainesville. I actually liked him quite a lot. He was a keynote speaker at an event I organized at UF.

I've never taken a drug in my life.

I like fried chicken

I can swim like a fish

I've never kissed an Asian girl

I eat chitterlings to make my family happy... they suck

I hate cats

I don't think all socialism is bad

Patton should have armed the Nazis and taken down the Russians

I like the idea of dumping prisoners in the middle east to fend for themselves.

I miss the South

Cops are way cooler than what the media shows you

Fat people make me uncomfortable

Jolly Ranchers are my favorite candy

Bob Gibson is my godmother's uncle (for the Cards fans)

 

[mbills2223]

I spend too much time on INGO

 

[slowG]

I call my dog the b word (female dog) and act like she's a pita around family/friends..but actually love her a lot.

I wish I was a mind reader and could tell who really needs help when asking for money. I don't give a dime. Ever. I would if I knew how it would really be used.

i don't pick up the House until minutes before my wife gets home.

I sometimes tell my son to tell mommy he needs a diaper change to get out of it. I keep it to myself if I smell it..

i fart in meetings at work and meander my way to the opposite side so I'm not blamed

I pick my nose..

 

[Jomibe]

I have said I don't have jumper cables when I actually did because I didn't like the person asking me.

 

[Crbn79]

When I'm in public and fart, I blame it on my kids.

 

[jsharmon7]

I mistakenly signed up for a synchronized swimming class in college. When I showed up the first day and realize the mistake, I stayed in the class anyway.

 

[bradmedic04]

When I'm in public and fart, I blame it on my kids.

This is at least 60% of the reason to have kids.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Many years ago, my daughter wanted a turtle for Christmas. It was the only thing she really wanted. I'd looked at and called every pet store around but couldn't find one anywhere.

Finally, I came across a pet store in another town I was passing through, and I walked in and they had one. An adult Red-eared Slider. Twelve Bucks. I was looking at him smiling, and the lady came up to me and said "So, you're the guy we've been holding this turtle for?"

I said "Yes.............Yes I am."

I paid my twelve bucks, took my turtle and quickly left that store.

 

[Crbn79]

I have been known to rush into the bathroom and take an excessively long time when I know a co-worker I don't like has to really bad.

I also in my boss private bathroom and left it unflushed for him overnight.

 

[Jomibe]

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[GodFearinGunTotin]

I'm shy in real life.
I hate it when extroverts try to drag us introverts along on their stupid self-engrandizement exercises.
I got to shake Roy Rogers' hand one time.
I'm claustrophobic.

 

[mbills2223]

I hate extroverts .

FTFY

 

[WilsonMD]

I'm not really a doctor, but I have played one a time or two.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

I've walked up close to a wild 8-foot alligator and I've caught live rattlesnakes and tarantulas bare-handed.


But I'm afraid of aggressive dogs. Even small ones sometimes.

 

[selinoid44]

I don't like shopping!!
I don't like ppl that don't know how to drive!!
I don't like pedestrians that think a cross walk with a yellow light means that cars should stop for them!!

 

[Leadeye]

Even though I'm old enough to be grandpa to most people on this board, I love driving powerful cars at high speed listening to really loud rock music.

 

[Crbn79]

I've attempted to change my kids diaper before and found a swampy mess under their pants, then pulled their pants back up, sent them to mom and left the house.