hoosierdoc
Freed prisoner
The other night we're laying in bed and I could tell me wife was holding something back. After prying she finally admitted she wanted to buy me a few drinks and then take me to a place called the Naked Monkey. I was shocked, she had never suggested we go to a strip club before. She said it's on the north side so I figure it's probably pretty classy. I was intrigued and asked why. This is where it gets . She said she was going to pay a woman to "take it all off" for me. She said they'd spend some time on my front but really concentrate on my back. After this comment I got a bit apprehensive. I think I'll be able to redirect things back around front when the time comes though. If they're going to take it all off, no sense in being behind me, right?
So... I've never been to a strip club. Any advice, especially when going with a spouse? She seems to think this will make me more attractive to her in some twisted sort of way. I don't want to upset her by not going, but I don't want her to feel she has to buy me a lap dance to be attracted to me. Maybe it's a communication problem.
Thanks in advance for your insight.
So... I've never been to a strip club. Any advice, especially when going with a spouse? She seems to think this will make me more attractive to her in some twisted sort of way. I don't want to upset her by not going, but I don't want her to feel she has to buy me a lap dance to be attracted to me. Maybe it's a communication problem.
Thanks in advance for your insight.