You might be a mall ninja if...

[ViperJock]

Add ONE you just thought of. Save some for everyone.

Your doctor tells you not to lift more than 20lbs and your first thought is how many accessories you'll have to take off your AR.

 

[Birds Away]

You have double shoulder holsters and carry sub-caliber guns.

 

[SEIndSAM]

You use the word "tactical" more than once a paragraph.

 

[Win52C]

You refer to yourself as an "operator".

 

[Tyler-The-Piker]

...every other day you sport your black "I'm Tacticool" t-shirt. Dead giveaway.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Your flashlight has a mounted backup flashlight.

 

[Birds Away]

You OC in a thigh rig.

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

...if you own & wear a thigh holster or holsters.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

20 pound AR-15? That could be any INGOer.

Nearly all of the ARs posted here look like the Brownell's catalogue threw up on them.

 

[Redtbird]

As you walk thru the Mall, your right arm is held about six inches away from your side, and you keep flexing and wiggling your fingers in case you need to make a quick-draw on a 'perp'.

 

[Wyzer]

You refer to people as " citizen " or "perp".

 

[DemolitionMan]

...if you're making a shopping list based on what you see in this thread.

 

[PGRChaplain]

You have an ankle holster for your 1911 Government model.

 

[Goodcat]

You CC your Glock in a kydex holster molded with a flashlight attached.
You have an $800 rifle with a $20 light and $15 laser.

 

[LANShark42]

You own and/or display the infamous "CCW Badge".

 

[HoughMade]

-Magpul has you on its Christmas card list.

-You have a place for velcro patches....on the suit you would wear to a funeral

-You built a small shrine and light a candle every night...to Eugene Stoner.

-You named your dogs Heckler and Koch.

-When your first child was born, you scoured websites for a Baby Bjorn that attached to molle gear.

-You can't remember the last pair of pants you bought that didn't have cargo pockets.

-You broke up with a girlfriend because she had the gall to ask how many ACOGs you think you needed....for one rifle.

-You have all the respect in the world for General Patton, but you figure that if he had seen a 4 rail equipped AR with double ended mags, 2 flashlights, a green and red laser, a red dot and a magnifier with XS backup sights mounted to the side and folding backup sights, co-witnessed,....he would have changed his mind about the M1 Garand.

-You not only understand pistol bayonets, you have 3 and 2 custom made kydex holsters to carry them on your Sigs (Glocks? Please, Glocks are for beginner mall ninjas).

 

[Thrown Hammer]

You butter toast utilizing the IDF knife fighting stance.

 

[Squib]

There's a CCW badge!!?? Where do you get'em??! Really, a badge; who knew??!!

 

[HoughMade]

There's a CCW badge!!?? Where do you get'em??! Really, a badge; who knew??!!

 

[jbombelli]

... you get offended at this thread.