You might be a Gun Nut if.......

[Notavictim646]

OK, I have not seen this anywhere, so I thought I would get it started. Lets poke a little fun at ourselves shall we?

You might be a Gun Nut If..................

What is in your Gunsafe is worth more than what is parked in your driveway.

Next?

 

[bacon#1]

The ideal Saturday evening is spent stripping and cleaning your guns.

 

[Frosty]

You spend more on accesories for your gun than for your wife

 

[Bennettjh]

My bedside gun has a nicer pillow than me. Sad but true.

 

[hopper68]

The NRA wishes you would take them off your mailing list.

You have ever called a manufacturer to accuse them of stealing your idea for their next gun.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

1/3 or more of your weekly budget goes toward firearms.

 

[williamsburg]

...Your LGS guys know your name. (think Norm from Cheers)

 

[DougO]

You take your family out for dinner and keep thinking about how much ammo you could buy with the same amount of money.

 

[TheFireArmorer]

If you find yourself trying to find the lump on random people's sides to see who's carrying

 

[Sheepdog Gear]

You dump out your wife's perfume and replace it with CLP.

 

[hopper68]

...Your LGS guys know your name. (think Norm from Cheers)

Your LGS knows your EDC, your first gun, and your INGO screen name but nothing about your family.

 

[gundog60]

​you have an NRA membership almost as old as the Constitution.

 

[j4jenk]

You've given up buying guns that are chambered for ammo you already have, and now enjoy the challenge of finding them in new and unique calibers.

 

[whitetailbowhunter]

If you spend more time on INGO than you do with your girlfriend/wife.

 

[aaron580]

When your gun rack has a gun rack on it!

 

[Bigtanker]

You only buy PJ's with a tie string so when you have to take the dogs out at night, you can put a holstered gun on your side.

 

[freekforge]

you cancel your first (and last) date with the best lookin girl in school so you can shoot your new gun for the first time.


If she don't understand the importance of that you're better off with out her

 

[dmarsh8]

...you refuse to pay for television service or a new TV so you can feed your gun & shooting addiction.

 

[mom45]

Your first stop when visiting WalMart is the ammo case to see what is available and how much you can get.

 

[nakinate]

You only buy PJ's with a tie string so when you have to take the dogs out at night, you can put a holstered gun on your side.

Your first stop when visiting WalMart is the ammo case to see what is available and how much you can get.

I do both of these.