WTS/WTT: The last pack of Bacon on Earth

[Double T]

Since it is the EOTWAWKI, I am trying to see what I can get for what very well could be the last package of bacon known to man. I'm wondering what you would be willing to trade or pay me for it.

I value this as a priceless treasure, so no lowballing. How badass would it be to say "I have the last pack of bacon?"

It may or may not be like the one ring from TLotR, or the Elder Wand from the Harry Potter series.


(This is merely hypothetical, and fun. So please, feel free to post here; or PM me if you are to embarassed to actually let everyone know what you would be willing to trade if it were true.)

 

[GI JOE]

I believe I'll have some of the last bacon on earth. I bought some of that tatical bacon in a can. Come to find out, it has a shelf life of 12 years! Still haven't tried it but herd it's pretty good.

 

[ATM]

I'll give you an aircraft carrier for it.

 

[bluewraith]

I'll give you the entire contents of an ATM for it.

 

[ATM]

 

[Westside]

I'll give you the entire contents of an ATM for it.