Words of wisdom from the Ingo elders.

[actaeon277]

Don't sweat the petty stuff AND don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Never kiss a gift whore on the mouth.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.....................unless ya hold his head under water and suck on his ***

Never kiss a gift whore on the mouth.

My dad's advice the day I went to boot camp.

 

[flatlander]

If a woman says "nothing is wrong" that actually means everything is wrong.

If a woman says, "that's not funny" you'd better not laugh your ass off.

Ask Will Smith!!!

 

[actaeon277]

Measure twice, cut once, cuss three times.

I
Am
Crying.

 

[actaeon277]

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take. It's measured by the moments that take your breath away.

Watching the movie "Hitch"?

 

[HCRMPD1]

Keep your bugger picker off of the bang switch until your target has been acquired and your ready to send lead down range.

 

[Bigtanker]

"I've cut this board 3 times and it's still too short!"

Make sure it's the right board your cutting too.

 

[BigRed]

TANSTAAFL

 

[Flingarrows]

1. No such thing as "Free"

2. Sometimes you eat the bear, Sometimes the bear eats you.

2 of my favorites


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[Flingarrows]

Buy one else, cry once - in regards to buying quality tools


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[Creedmoor]

Never pass up a chance to pee.

If one does pass it up you will go on auto-pee.

 

[KG1]

If you complain about doing chores it will take you twice as long.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

It's true love when she kisses you right on the pee pee!!

 

[KG1]

It's true love when she kisses you right on the pee pee!!

Is this a midget thing?

 

[Rookie]

Buy one else, cry once - in regards to buying quality tools


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Or, I'm too poor to buy cheap.

 

[KARP]

It's always a good day when you wake up on the right side of the dirt.
Say it, forget it.
Write it. regret it.

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]

Women generally speaking, are generally speaking.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[Bartman]

The two bits of wisdom I live by:

The only way out is through.

Never eat anything on a dare.

 

[BugI02]

Don't write checks with your mouth that your *** can't cash

 

[yote hunter]

A mans reach should exceed his grasp , but then whats a penis for ?!