Without a firearm, you have no hope against hover bear.
Dude! Hover Bear doesn't stand a chance against:
Manbearpig!!! Half Man, Half Bear, Half Pig, All Badass!!!!
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It doesn't have to be an AR.
Is anyone else having trouble finding the gun?
Because bears. Or zombies. Or zombie bears.
I remember that episode.'Z- Nation' ........
Dude! Hover Bear doesn't stand a chance against:
Manbearpig!!! Half Man, Half Bear, Half Pig, All Badass!!!!
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Sounds legit.I forgot 'Manbearpig' had a run in with Al Gore...
Al Gore feud
After losing the 2000 election as chronic losers do, Al Gore wanted more attention from people and decided to hunt for America's now favorite human-eating beast, Manbearpig. Al Gore soon began a tour of various elementary schools warning students of the dangers of Manbearpig. Enraged, Manbearpig, against the wishes of his PR advisor, released a statement claiming, "Al Gore is a cynical, sore losing, attention whore."
Gore then called Manbearpig a monstrosity and a danger to mankind, to which manbearpig responded by calling Gore a "fatass." Gore then wittily responded with "I know you are, but what am I?" with Manbearpig rebutting, "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." Gore continues to try and convince the American people of the dangers of manbearpig, while Manbearpig has harnessed his focus on killing the "undesired" people of society, in order to gain good favor with the now retard-free American public
It has hooves....so what else is it? Men, bears, and pigs have paws or toes