White Tailed Squirrel is giving me fits!!!!

[2ADMNLOVER]

Because I know a good taxidermist and in this economy every little bit helps.

You blood thirsty killer !! In that case I hope the squirrels wage jihad on you and your taxidermist !!

May they breed by the thousands in your attic and bury you with nuts and whatever else they eat !!!

Ally akbar !!! or something like that

 

[FordMan08]

ahhhh ohhhhh......

pics to come..........

 

[Marc]

are we gonna have to set out on a monster quest expedition, someone call history channel...

 

[mrmarky]

White tailed squirrel??? try calling him in with a grunt call,, if that doesn't work try a salt lick, or a doe decoy (just kiddin) get a live trap

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

are we gonna have to set out on a monster quest expedition, someone call history channel...

Tonight (pause for effect) ,,,, we find ourselves in one of the darkest and most dangerous woodland areas in America (pause again),,,,, Johnson county , IN .

Late last week before our crew arrived , one of America's foremost hunting experts FordMan08 disappeared while on his latest dangerous game expeditions .

After hearing reports of killings attributed to one of North America's most ferocious and illusive mammals the White Tailed Fox Squirrel , FordMan08 set out to tame these wild beasts before they could kill again .

He was a native member of Indiana's Slapaho tribe , widely renowned throughout the midwest for their hunting prowess .

 

[SC_Shooter]

Sounds like the beginning of a new movie...The Blair Squirrel Project.

Imagine the scene starting out with some crime scene tape staked out on the road, a roller tape and a little white chalk outline on the road...complete with filled in white tail, of course. The Johnson County LEO's are on the scene, but when they learn that FordMan08 was involved and that he is a member of the Indiana Slapaho tribe, they exchange worried glances. Finally, one of them says "make the call."

The next scene is Fenway sitting at home working on a trigger job when the phone rings. After a brief update, they tell him that they have no jurisdiction over the Slapaho tribe, but still need answers...answers only INGO investigators can uncover. He swallows hard (long pause) and accepts the assignment.

Who knows, maybe it could be the next big hit at Sundance...or at least go viral on YouTube!

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

I don't know anything about making movies but I think we're on to something here .

Scene TWO :

After a dbl Jack on the rocks and a Sherman , Fenway gathers gear and heads out .

What was supposed to be a cursory investigation quickly turns into a two day , danger filled , life and death adventure as he finds the Slapaho tribe is less than friendly .

He finds out the white tailed squirrel is one of their most sacred idols (pet cemetery kinda thing ), as Fenway suspects , they know more then they let on , and secretly vow retribution on the rouge FordMan08 if found .

He makes his way back home to R&R and realizes this problem is too big for him to handle on his own . ( Needs sarcastic , pithy sidekick )

 

[mwilson]

whitetail

how rare are these?

apparently not very. have two in my sons backyard now. have seen several others in town. grandson saw two baby skunks, thought they were the squirrels because of the white tails.

 

[possum_128]

I saw one yesterday, just about ran over it. About 1 mile from my home. Who would have thunk it? They really are out there. You are not alone!

 

[Jed]

"White tail" Squirrel.... perhaps a magazine is the best bait??? LOL DON"T FORGET WE ALL WANT TO SEE THE PICTURES...lol ... accept those politically correct sobs they just read the articles.... lol

 

[wolfman]

Looked out in the back yard this weekend, and it looks like I have one too!!

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=494&pictureid=2266

 

[Marc]

still no pics of this elusive little creature... kinda like bigfoot alot of talk but no physical evidence

 

[Marc]

i retract my previous statement looks like bigfoot is on his own... pics didnt load fast enough

 

[Rey B]

Squirrel Quaida!

 

[mwilson]

squirrles and skunks cross breeding? banding together for the animal conspiracy that bob and tom talk about? be carefull and be prepared.

 

[G-Niner]

I've been seeing one too, have not been able to get a picture of it. Weird.

 

[RelicHound]

very odd! Ive never seen a white tailed tree rat before! kinda neat really. I did see a tree rat once that was totally black.

 

[AmericanBob]

i just happened to see two white tailed squirrels a couple of weeks ago. flipped me out. i've never seen one before. they were at a house i was working on along 146th. wish we had some of those northern black squirrels down here, haven't seen one in years.

 

[wolfman]

Olney IL is the home of a large colony of albino squirrels.

City of Olney, IL - White Squirrels

 

[roughthumbs]

I too am from the Slapaho tribe!!!!! It all started when I got slapped by the ho.