What would your superpower be?

[Bigtanker]

I recently listened to the Mike Rowe podcast and someone asked him what his superpower would be.
He answered that at the snap of his fingers, he could make anyone crap their pants. He gave his reasons and they seemed reasonable.

So INGO, what would your superpower be and why?
(Remember family friendly site and let's got get political)

And go.

 

[hoosierdoc]

You ask this as if it would be a fantasy

I'm writing a book about a doc who can heal anyone. Not as good as it sounds.

 

[Fire Lord]

I'd love to be the hulk. Hide in plain sight. Fast, strong, healing. Killer abs, too.

 

[Michigan Slim]

I can crap my pants at the snap of the fingers.

 

[d.kaufman]

Invisibility

 

[Jaybird1980]

I wish I could make everyone see how brilliant I am.

I would settle for just the wifey

 

[indyblue]

Time Travel

 

[DoggyDaddy]

So INGO, what would your superpower be and why?
(Remember family friendly site and let's got get political)

Invisibility. Although I can't guarantee that all of my reasons would be family friendly, so I'll just leave it at that.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I can crap my pants at the snap of the fingers.

Or an unexpected cough or sneeze.

 

[Ballstater98]

The power to fill things! Hear me out.

Gas tank low, fill it up.
Bank account low, fill it up.
Hungry, fill it up.
River levels low, fill it up.
Someone is annoying you, fill up their bladder!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

The power to fill things! Hear me out.

Gas tank low, fill it up.
Bank account low, fill it up.
Hungry, fill it up.
River levels low, fill it up.
Someone is annoying you, fill up their bladder!

If the old "Doom" cheater codes work for that, it would be "idkfa" (instant full ammo).

 

[Nazgul]

Flatulence.

Don

 

[BJHay]

Immortality- first
Teleportation- second
Drinking - third wait, I already have that one

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[patience0830]

Ability to control plant growth. So I could control the jungle around here from my easy chair.

 

[bobjones223]

I can crap my pants at the snap of the fingers.

Apparently Joe Biden has that same power.

 

[bobjones223]

Time travel would be the first....but I would settle on the power to stop time.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Teleportation would be pretty sweet. Time travel is the old stand-by.

For a comic book-y power: To be able to know the true answer to any question.

 

[churchmouse]

You ask this as if it would be a fantasy

I'm writing a book about a doc who can heal anyone. Not as good as it sounds.

Yes. Yes it would be.

 

[churchmouse]

Time travel.
And the good sense not to screw it up.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

The ability to untangle Christmas lights.