Weatherman's wife must be SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED

[Armed Citizen]

I'd bet he tells here all week "baby your gonna get 8" Wednesday night, prepare yourself" All she gets is 2"

 

[Sigblitz]

 

[MCgrease08]

I knew where this was headed before I even opened the thread.

 

[HoughMade]

I have used versions of this joke for about 20 years. It's a tradition that I e-mail my friends on the first measurable snow of the season.
My latest:

"I said: "I'm disappointed. We were promised at least 8 inches and we only got about 4 or 5." My wife said: "I know how you feel."

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

Thats what she said...

Your wife called and said the same thing...

 

[manifest destiny]

Edited Andrew Dice Clay, she said give me nine and hurt me. So I did it three times and slapped her.