Two year old chain smoker

[Shadowbeach]

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[JetGirl]

Two-year-old smokes 40 cigarettes a day

What the frick is a fishmonger, anyway?

Here's one with a photo: Two-year-old smokes 40 cigarettes a day | Seven Sided Cube

 

[Jon Craig]

What the frick is a fishmonger, anyway?

O_o

One who sells fish.

 

[EvilleDoug]

Wow....that is just crazy, you can buy cigarettes for just a few cents there.







Oh, and that baby smoking...that's crazy too

 

[Shadowbeach]

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[HandK]

Sorry I had to stop and smoke a cigarette I couldn't finish the story!!

 

[infidel]

Wonder if he picks up a 6 pack when he gets his smokes....

 

[Benny]

Holy , that fat bastard weighs 55 lbs!

That's about 10 lbs heavier than my 5 year old.

 

[MrsGungho]

unreal

 

[Knife Lady]

Geez that kid will have a lung disease by the age of 10. He wont stay fat long at 40 smokes a day. That is just too unreal to beleive. I guess hes not starving thats for sure.

 

[Benny]

A 2 year old usually sleeps about 10 hours a day, right?

That means he's smoking a cigarette every 21 minutes...With undeveloped lungs I'd have to imagine it takes him a good 7 or so minutes to smoke one; when does he even have time eat?

Man, pre-school is going to be hell for that kid...

Wait, do they have pre-school smoke breaks there?

 

[rich8483]

how does a 2 year old even know how to smoke.

 

[rambone]

Father of the Year award.