Toilet paper

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Unlike you uncivilized mongrels, my TP lives not in a dispenser, but as loose rolls on top of the toilet tank.

Free range TP. The way God intended.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

Meanwhile in Bloomington...

 

[Jeepster48439]

Unlike you uncivilized mongrels, my TP lives not in a dispenser, but as loose rolls on top of the toilet tank.

I've got to get me some of that free-range TP.

 

[Grogmister]

Yep 100% correct. Even looks like Charmine Ultra Strong too!

 

[Ark]

May your toilets clog, your bowels congest at the sight of victual, and your water overflow. Your barbaric etiquette is the decay of manliness.

For real though, I have one of those dispensers in the wall, and the previous tenet STOLE THE SPOOL.

You know how hard it is to find just the spring-loaded spool? That fits? It's impossible!

 

[BigRed]

The picture is proper. Any other method is wrong. Change my mind.

Correct. That way the pattern is properly displayed.

 

[tmschuller]

No corn cob’s yet??

 

[Leo]

My buddy, who is married with 4 daughters, gave up trying to keep the single roll filled. He has a long handled plunger sitting on a pie pan with 6 rolls slid over the handle. Plenty of supply for them, and the plunger is handy as he is often alerted to a clogged system.

 

[ditcherman]

The picture is proper. Any other method is wrong. Change my mind.

Quality post!
Mods, count it!!

 

[2tonic]

The picture is proper. Any other method is wrong. Change my mind.

Absolutely, that's the correct
wa...i..t....what? You have pink toilet paper?

Man card revoked.....

 

[Ingomike]

For real though, I have one of those dispensers in the wall, and the previous tenet STOLE THE SPOOL.

You know how hard it is to find just the spring-loaded spool? That fits? It's impossible!

There were literally hundreds that came up in an Amazon search, if you are really looking…

 

[blain]

Single ply TP is more than enough. Plus it fights back against inflation.

 

[Shadow01]

There’s not enough left on that role for a worst case scenario.

Sheryl Crow says you only need one square at a time.

 

[Shadow01]

I always place it to unroll from the back to keep my guests from using it…

 

[two70]

IMO, anyone that spends more than about 5 seconds in their entire lifetime worrying about the orientation of the TP roll, should probably be locked into a padded room without access to anything more dangerous than a plastic spoon.

On the other hand, it does kind of explain the frequent caliber/brand/carry method debates.

 

[jamil]

After much research I have determined that placing the toilet paper holder higher on the wall makes the backwards unwind usable. It also allows you to choose whether you get the soft side or rough. Obviously which way you choose determines your manhood.

 

[jamil]

IMO, anyone that spends more than about 5 seconds in their entire lifetime worrying about the orientation of the TP roll, should probably be locked into a padded room without access to anything more dangerous than a plastic spoon.

On the other hand, it does kind of explain the frequent caliber/brand/carry method debates.

Okay. Say you are in a hurry. You need to clean yourself. The roll is on backwards. And the holder is mounted lower. You keep spinning the ***damn roll but you can’t find the edge! Where’s the ****ing edge! WTF? Instill can’t find…oh. Someone flipped it the wrong way. Spin the other way. There it is.

 

[two70]

Okay. Say you are in a hurry. You need to clean yourself. The roll is on backwards. And the holder is mounted lower. You keep spinning the ***damn roll but you can’t find the edge! Where’s the ****ing edge! WTF? Instill can’t find…oh. Someone flipped it the wrong way. Spin the other way. There it is.

We're totally and truly doomed as a species...and it increasingly appears that is a good thing.

 

[Pepi]

Any other way is like mounting a scope backwards