Well, I feel sorry about those people, but then I remember, a BIG percentage of them... VOTED FOR THIS.
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Well, I feel sorry about those people, but then I remember, a BIG percentage of them... VOTED FOR THIS.
Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum
Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum
The constipated 56-year-old from Taiwan, who wasn't named, waited two days before seeking medical attention. But he did not confess how or why he used the fruitwww.dailymail.co.uk
Well, if his excuse was the toilet paper shortage in Brittania, it fails scrutiny when you realize that the average person could name 100 different products that they would substitute for TP, before they resorted to a coconut.
He put the lime in the coconut, shoved it up his butt.
He put the lime in the coconut, called the doctor, woke him up...
I worked in an ER that had a guy come in with a quart jar up his butt. He was at a party and he knew they were "messing around down there" but claimed he didn't know what they were doing. It seems that once you get the threads of the jar started it goes fairly easy after that.
We also had a young man come in with a gun shot wound to the abdomen. We did x-rays and found he had a softball up his butt. The doc goes out to tell the family he is stable and headed to surgery and asks, "did you know he had a softball up his butt?" To this the father spontaneously admits, "Yes, and I told him if he ever does it again I would shoot him, and I did!"
We also had a young man come in with a gun shot wound to the abdomen. We did x-rays and found he had a softball up his butt. The doc goes out to tell the family he is stable and headed to surgery and asks, "did you know he had a softball up his butt?" To this the father spontaneously admits, "Yes, and I told him if he ever does it again I would shoot him, and I did!"
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My bet is he was trying to buy half a coconut at Kroger.
Wrong emoji...it wouldn't let itself back out of the back door.
Stay away from NY. At least FL gets it.
NY homeowner arrested after changing locks on alleged squatters, report says
The home in question was passed down to the homeowner by her parents, a NYC outlet reports.13wham.com
Florida bill passes to protect Homeowners against Squatters
Passed 39-0, effective 7/1/2024.
https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2024/621/?Tab=BillHistory
WARNING SEVERED BODY PARTS!
Video appears to show man with severed body part in Wasco, man arrested
Video appears to show man with severed body part in Wasco, man arrested
A horrifying video circulating on social media Friday appeared to show a man carrying a severed body part of someone killed by a train in Wasco.
www.kget.com
Yup.
The last 3 years, the Dems have done SO MUCH for the country.
And yet... people will still vote for them.
The last 3 years, the Dems have done SO MUCH for the country.
And yet... people will still vote for them.
I too recommend his books.
Though I read the intro of Domestic Enemies that he included as an Epilogue/preview of the next book. I had to stop reading it was so depressing. Though others may enjoy it.
And as to Pornhub, Indiana is next on the blacklist. "We" will be getting that screen starting July 1. *
They try to claim its not practical to force a check every visit. They make it sound like every time you click a link to a video or go to a new page you'd have to prove your age all over again. Puhleeze.
Just make it so that you cant see content without a registered/age verified account. But there is the problem.
Nobody wants to sign up. Because then they are no longer anonymous. And websites get hacked all the time. Wasnt it Ashley Madison (website specifically for married folks looking for a fling) that got hacked and customer lists got leaked, including prominent businessmen and politicians? THAT is why accounts with PII wont fly on porn sites; most people are smart enough not to enter their info and risk being outed later.
And you know that they arent making money on paid accounts. If they were, they would HAPPILY force a login for access. But they dont. This tells me that their actual paid subscriber base is too low to justify forcing it. They are likely making more $$ on ads... ads that wouldnt show and generate $$ if they stopped free access. So they make more on ads than credit cards.
And who is going to stand up and fight this particular free speech infringement? Nobody. It would take a Larry Flynt type individual who is shameless to do it. And would an average jury award a perceived scumbag?
Which reminds me of one of the greatest scams I ever saw on the big screen. I think it was GlenGarry Glen Ross. The scam goes like this:
You put an ad in the magazine for an adult toy. Then you ship something that costs almost nothing and is worthless to the customer. When the customer gets it, they return it for a refund because its worthless. So you send them a refund check but the company name on the check is [Highly offensive obvious adult toy company name]. Most people would be too embarrassed to go to their bank and hand that check to a teller. So the checks never get cashed and you still get to keep the money. (or at least most of it) Genius.
*If we dont, Hoosiers are apparently stupider than Texans because "we" sign up for paid accounts in high enough numbers to make it work for them.
They try to claim its not practical to force a check every visit. They make it sound like every time you click a link to a video or go to a new page you'd have to prove your age all over again. Puhleeze.
Just make it so that you cant see content without a registered/age verified account. But there is the problem.
Nobody wants to sign up. Because then they are no longer anonymous. And websites get hacked all the time. Wasnt it Ashley Madison (website specifically for married folks looking for a fling) that got hacked and customer lists got leaked, including prominent businessmen and politicians? THAT is why accounts with PII wont fly on porn sites; most people are smart enough not to enter their info and risk being outed later.
And you know that they arent making money on paid accounts. If they were, they would HAPPILY force a login for access. But they dont. This tells me that their actual paid subscriber base is too low to justify forcing it. They are likely making more $$ on ads... ads that wouldnt show and generate $$ if they stopped free access. So they make more on ads than credit cards.
And who is going to stand up and fight this particular free speech infringement? Nobody. It would take a Larry Flynt type individual who is shameless to do it. And would an average jury award a perceived scumbag?
Which reminds me of one of the greatest scams I ever saw on the big screen. I think it was GlenGarry Glen Ross. The scam goes like this:
You put an ad in the magazine for an adult toy. Then you ship something that costs almost nothing and is worthless to the customer. When the customer gets it, they return it for a refund because its worthless. So you send them a refund check but the company name on the check is [Highly offensive obvious adult toy company name]. Most people would be too embarrassed to go to their bank and hand that check to a teller. So the checks never get cashed and you still get to keep the money. (or at least most of it) Genius.
*If we dont, Hoosiers are apparently stupider than Texans because "we" sign up for paid accounts in high enough numbers to make it work for them.
What's that word that means stupid and ignorant?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/b...dmbJiLsggb126ht0oZM1QxPqCGhy2v3jDkSlE#image=3
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/b...dmbJiLsggb126ht0oZM1QxPqCGhy2v3jDkSlE#image=3
Democrat?
Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum
Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum
The constipated 56-year-old from Taiwan, who wasn't named, waited two days before seeking medical attention. But he did not confess how or why he used the fruit
I don't recall pornography, especially providing its access to minors, being a free speech ordeal, ever.
You can't run down the sidewalk in your birthday suit. It isn't conveying a political belief, or getting uncomfortable truths out to people. It's just porn.
When's the last time you walked in a porn shop and weren't asked for ID? Well, at least when you were in a questionable age range.
I was just pointing out If someone wanted to challenge it, it would be an uphill battle that wouldn’t be easy to win.
It would require a jury of absolutists who don’t care about other impacts. Which isn’t likely to happen. That’s all.
The left would be all for protecting minor's access to pornography, I've seen countless editorials about how kids should be able to receive porn, so I think you're dramatically underestimating that.
If you haven't noticed, look at what they defend being pushed in front of school kids.
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