The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[shootersix]

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I want that oil level monitoring for my truck.

My 2007 Silverado has an oil level monitor.

To me, the funny part is being directly told to add oil....and then asking what to do.

One of my vehicles back in the 80's had a DIY Oil Level Monitor
When I braked a little hard - the Oil Pressure Light on the Dash Flickered --- time to add a Quart of Penzoil

My wife’s Jeep renegade has an oil sensor that will shut off the engine if the oil gets too low!

And also has a tsb about that type of engine using too much oil!

2018 Jeep that uses enough oil in less than 3000 miles to shut itself off as too not damage the motor…we’re in a “mileage test” now, we just did an oil change, we have to drive it 1500 miles, then take it back to the dealer for them to measure the volume of oil in the engine, if it’s below a certain level, we get a new motor…but it has to be 1500 miles, cause she wasn’t paying attention and drove it almost 3000, and we had to do another oil change and another 1500 miles (no Jeep can’t do math, cause they couldn’t use the volume level and double it for 3000 miles)

 

[klausm]

One of my vehicles back in the 80's had a DIY Oil Level Monitor
When I braked a little hard - the Oil Pressure Light on the Dash Flickered --- time to add a Quart of Penzoil

mine was taking a curve, the oil pressure needle went to zero

 

[rhamersley]

Received this in the email. Am I the only one who sees this as a possible advertisement for birth control? Woman kissing child..."accidents happen".

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[L C H]

My wife’s Jeep renegade has an oil sensor that will shut off the engine if the oil gets too low!

And also has a tsb about that type of engine using too much oil!

2018 Jeep that uses enough oil in less than 3000 miles to shut itself off as too not damage the motor…we’re in a “mileage test” now, we just did an oil change, we have to drive it 1500 miles, then take it back to the dealer for them to measure the volume of oil in the engine, if it’s below a certain level, we get a new motor…but it has to be 1500 miles, cause she wasn’t paying attention and drove it almost 3000, and we had to do another oil change and another 1500 miles (no Jeep can’t do math, cause they couldn’t use the volume level and double it for 3000 miles)

I wonder what stops a customer from draining a little bit to get a new motor?

 

[actaeon277]

My 2007 Silverado has an oil level monitor.

To me, the funny part is being directly told to add oil....and then asking what to do.

People are morons

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]

 

[actaeon277]

I wonder what stops a customer from draining a little bit to get a new motor?

Dealer could "mark" the plug.
Similar to police making tires to see if a car has moved

 

[nonobaddog]

Dealer could "mark" the plug.
Similar to police making tires to see if a car has moved

They make little pumps that have a tube that runs down the dipstick tube for changing oil. It would be worth it to get one of those for a new engine.

 

[HoughMade]

 

[Ingomike]

They make little pumps that have a tube that runs down the dipstick tube for changing oil. It would be worth it to get one of those for a new engine.

Any DIY boater has one of those…

 

[HoughMade]

(no Jeep can’t do math, cause they couldn’t use the volume level and double it for 3000 miles)

Oil usage would not necessarily be linear. It may use less when the oil is new and then use more as time goes on....or vise-versa depending upon what is going on with the engine.

 

[HoughMade]

 

[MCgrease08]

Pic thread people, pic thread. Take the oil change talk somewhere else.

Geez, where's a new mod when you need one?

 

[04FXSTS]

Pic thread people, pic thread. Take the oil change talk somewhere else.

Geez, where's a new mod when you need one?

@004 F-150 Heritage, V-8 and 4X4, that looks just like it. Pluss it is mounted horizontal just to make sure you get oil running down your arm. Jim.

 

[HoughMade]

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]