The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 5

[actaeon277]

 

[gamer]

Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston , Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and asked to explain her actions. The woman replied, "I was standing at the corner bus stop for about 15 minutes, waiting for the bus to take me home after work. I am a waitress at a local cafe. I was there alone, so I had my right hand on my pistol in my purse hanging on my left shoulder. All of a sudden I was spun around hard to my left. As I caught my balance, I saw a man running away with my purse. I looked down at my right hand and saw that my fingers were wrapped tightly around my pistol. The next thing I remember is saying out loud, "No Way Punk! You're not stealing my pay check and tips." I raised my right hand, pointed my pistol at the man running away from me with my purse, and started squeezing the trigger of my pistol. When asked by the arraignment judge, "Why did you shoot the man 6 times? The woman replied under oath, "Because, when I pulled the trigger the 7th time, it only went click."

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[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Don't you roll your eyes at me!

 

[D-Ric902]

dont make me stop this car

 

[in625shooter]

Yeah, so we eat better, don't be a hater, I tried to get into the Army and USMC but I tested out and they sent me to the Air Force.

 

[actaeon277]

Not a hater.
Ranger Up is a company makes t-shirts and apparel, veteran themed. Veteran owned company.
On Facebook, every week they make fun of one of the services.

Yeah, so we eat better, don't be a hater, I tried to get into the Army and USMC but I tested out and they sent me to the Air Force.



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[actaeon277]

For those that don't speak military,DFAC is Dining FACility.

 

[D-Ric902]

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Thats funny.
and I've called them

 

[teddy12b]

LMAO!!! That's the best one I've seen in a long time. It's so true too. Way back in the day, if I knew I was going to an Air Force base the next day I'd be up all night and couldn't sleep like a kid before christmas. A chance to call home, sit in air conditions, pick up any supplies at a store, and listen to Air Force guys talk about how they're getting substandard living pay and deserve it because they're out of ice cream in a desert.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[D-Ric902]

Burn, burn
I would like this guy

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[actaeon277]

LMAO!!! That's the best one I've seen in a long time. It's so true too. Way back in the day, if I knew I was going to an Air Force base the next day I'd be up all night and couldn't sleep like a kid before christmas. A chance to call home, sit in air conditions, pick up any supplies at a store, and listen to Air Force guys talk about how they're getting substandard living pay and deserve it because they're out of ice cream in a desert.

My brother in Iraq said the food at a DFAC was so good, he wanted to puke so he could eat again.

 

[in625shooter]

Not a hater.
Ranger Up is a company makes t-shirts and apparel, veteran themed. Veteran owned company.
On Facebook, every week they make fun of one of the services.

I know it well, just had to throw something back! You know how it is LOL

 

[ChristianPatriot]

They'd probly release it in .45 GAP and wait a year to release it in .45 Auto.

 

[JetGirl]

True story straight from my phone.
Because (apparently) smart-assery is genetic.
I give you... my text;

 

[Jerchap2]

Low tech -- just a pizza box and a black marker -- but it struck me as clever and funny.

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[downlinx]

 

[stormryder]

Recruit! What is your major malfunction!!?