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For Sale: Limited Edition Tactical Pocket Sand ($9.99 + shipping) (Shipping from Fishers, IN)
For a limited time only, you can purchase this limited run of Tactical Pocket Sand. Due to popular demand and numerous requests, I have decided to run a small batch of this amazing self-defense tool and make it exclusively available to the loyal and lovely people of INGO.
The history of Tactical Pocket Sand.
On a cold January morning in 2020, while I was walking the dog, when I was aggressively approached by a man at least 8 feet tall and 300+ lbs, might have been 2 kids with one standing on the others' shoulders. I went to my trusty sidearm but when I reached for my right hip, I realized it was empty. I had left my daily carry at home and was completely unarmed. Thankfully the giant of a man passed by without incident but I was left with the feeling that something more could be done and that no one should have to deal with the feeling of utter helplessness I was feeling in that moment and in the moments to follow. Suddenly an idea smashed into my brain, like a bowling ball hitting a watermelon at high speed, and the idea for Tactical Pocket Sand was born.
What is Tactical Pocket Sand?
This propriety blend of silicon dioxide is a tactical blend to be carried in one’s pocket and used in case of life threatening or bodily harm situations. For the low price of $9.99 (+ shipping and handling) you will receive the following:
1 Pouch of Tactical Pocket Sand.
1 Lifetime of feelings of security and safety.
Who could use this amazing tool?
Anyone and everyone that wants the true feeling of security. Including but not limited to; Anti-gun mothers-in-law, people stuck working in “gun-free zones, AD/ ND victims unsure of their desire to carry a firearm, people wanting a backup to their normal carry, and many more.
What is the science behind Tactical Pocket Sand?
This proprietary blend of sand was formulated to cause ocular irritation and allow potential victims time to escape, hide, or fight. The research conducted shows that getting stuff in your facial openings can cause temporary discomfort and disorientation.
Are there any competitors to Tactical Pocket Sand?
Yes, a few other companies have tried to replicate this amazing life saving tool but all have failed to deliver. Especially Rusty Shackleford and his brand of plain old pocket sand.
How to prepare Tactical Pocket Sand?
1. Simply remove the interior airtight packaging from the tactical pouch.
2. Empty contents of the package into the tactical pouch.
3. Cinch the tactical pouch shut.
4. Place your ready to deploy Tactical Pocket Sand in your pocket.
How to deploy Tactical Pocket Sand?
1. Loosen drawstring to a minimum width of your hand prior to possible engagement.
2. Reach into tactical pouch and grasp a handful of Tactical Pocket Sand.
3. Deploy Tactical Pocket Sand towards the facial area of the would-be assailant.
4. Win the engagement.
5. If not deployed, be sure to re-cinch the tactical pouch.
Reviews of Tactical Pocket Sand:
“This is the greatest self defense invention since the invention of the gun!” – My mother
“Stop playing with that sand and come back to bed.” – Your mother
“Wow, I couldn’t believe how useful and effective this really was when I was attacked by a clan of Ninjas while out on deployment.” – An American war hero
“No, I will not endorse a bag of sand. Did you suffer a recent head injury?” – Mike Jones “Garand Thumb”, allegedly*
“You’re seriously going to try and sell a bag of sand to people? Who’s money did you spend on this crap and who is going to clean up this mess?” – My Wife
Now that you have read all the details and info on Tactical Pocket Sand, message me to place your order.
*This product is not intended to be used as an actual self defense tool and is a gag gift. I hold no responsibility for your use of this product and the eventual death or injury that will come from it’s use, intended and/ or unintended. It’s a little bag of colored sand I packed up as a joke with my kids one night. Don’t be an idiot.
For Sale: Limited Edition Tactical Pocket Sand ($9.99 + shipping) (Shipping from Fishers, IN)
For a limited time only, you can purchase this limited run of Tactical Pocket Sand. Due to popular demand and numerous requests, I have decided to run a small batch of this amazing self-defense tool and make it exclusively available to the loyal and lovely people of INGO.
The history of Tactical Pocket Sand.
On a cold January morning in 2020, while I was walking the dog, when I was aggressively approached by a man at least 8 feet tall and 300+ lbs, might have been 2 kids with one standing on the others' shoulders. I went to my trusty sidearm but when I reached for my right hip, I realized it was empty. I had left my daily carry at home and was completely unarmed. Thankfully the giant of a man passed by without incident but I was left with the feeling that something more could be done and that no one should have to deal with the feeling of utter helplessness I was feeling in that moment and in the moments to follow. Suddenly an idea smashed into my brain, like a bowling ball hitting a watermelon at high speed, and the idea for Tactical Pocket Sand was born.
What is Tactical Pocket Sand?
This propriety blend of silicon dioxide is a tactical blend to be carried in one’s pocket and used in case of life threatening or bodily harm situations. For the low price of $9.99 (+ shipping and handling) you will receive the following:
1 Pouch of Tactical Pocket Sand.
1 Lifetime of feelings of security and safety.
Who could use this amazing tool?
Anyone and everyone that wants the true feeling of security. Including but not limited to; Anti-gun mothers-in-law, people stuck working in “gun-free zones, AD/ ND victims unsure of their desire to carry a firearm, people wanting a backup to their normal carry, and many more.
What is the science behind Tactical Pocket Sand?
This proprietary blend of sand was formulated to cause ocular irritation and allow potential victims time to escape, hide, or fight. The research conducted shows that getting stuff in your facial openings can cause temporary discomfort and disorientation.
Are there any competitors to Tactical Pocket Sand?
Yes, a few other companies have tried to replicate this amazing life saving tool but all have failed to deliver. Especially Rusty Shackleford and his brand of plain old pocket sand.
How to prepare Tactical Pocket Sand?
1. Simply remove the interior airtight packaging from the tactical pouch.
2. Empty contents of the package into the tactical pouch.
3. Cinch the tactical pouch shut.
4. Place your ready to deploy Tactical Pocket Sand in your pocket.
How to deploy Tactical Pocket Sand?
1. Loosen drawstring to a minimum width of your hand prior to possible engagement.
2. Reach into tactical pouch and grasp a handful of Tactical Pocket Sand.
3. Deploy Tactical Pocket Sand towards the facial area of the would-be assailant.
4. Win the engagement.
5. If not deployed, be sure to re-cinch the tactical pouch.
Reviews of Tactical Pocket Sand:
“This is the greatest self defense invention since the invention of the gun!” – My mother
“Stop playing with that sand and come back to bed.” – Your mother
“Wow, I couldn’t believe how useful and effective this really was when I was attacked by a clan of Ninjas while out on deployment.” – An American war hero
“No, I will not endorse a bag of sand. Did you suffer a recent head injury?” – Mike Jones “Garand Thumb”, allegedly*
“You’re seriously going to try and sell a bag of sand to people? Who’s money did you spend on this crap and who is going to clean up this mess?” – My Wife
Now that you have read all the details and info on Tactical Pocket Sand, message me to place your order.
*This product is not intended to be used as an actual self defense tool and is a gag gift. I hold no responsibility for your use of this product and the eventual death or injury that will come from it’s use, intended and/ or unintended. It’s a little bag of colored sand I packed up as a joke with my kids one night. Don’t be an idiot.
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