Surprise the wife?

[chocktaw2]

Make her one with a Hillary pic.

 

[Clay Pigeon]

My wife has placed an order for a
new cutting board. She hates the HDPE
board she has so, I will make one from Corian.

That is all.

So she hates the plastic one and you are replacing it with a plastic one that stains...

 

[chocktaw2]

Just because you have one over your bed, and one on the back of your bathroom door, doesn't mean everyone wants one.
I wouldn't announce your infatuation publicly.

You are not funny.

 

[Rookie]

Have you tried epoxy?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Neither are you.

I think you missed the joke... cutting and stabbing a pic of Hillary? C'mon man... Kinda like the urinal mats with Bin Laden's face on them after 9/11.

 

[chocktaw2]

I think you missed the joke... cutting and stabbing a pic of Hillary? C'mon man... Kinda like the urinal mats with Bin Laden's face on them after 9/11.

Ain't worth my time.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Ain't worth my time.

This dang virus craziness has everyone on edge I think. I know they say it causes a loss of taste and smell, but it seems to affect the sense of humor whether you actually have it or not.

 

[chocktaw2]

This dang virus craziness has everyone on edge I think. I know they say it causes a loss of taste and smell, but it seems to affect the sense of humor whether you actually have it or not.

My inner says he's a liberal Dem. Sorry, its not the virus.

 

[gregkl]

You don't have any issues with dulling blades?

I made several years ago and even gave some to family members. We all concluded that they were hard alright. Too hard for knives.

 

[churchmouse]

Just because you have one over your bed, and one on the back of your bathroom door, doesn't mean everyone wants one.
I wouldn't announce your infatuation publicly.

And you missed the joke completely. Lighten up new guy.

 

[chocktaw2]

And you missed the joke completely. Lighten up new guy.

Sorry man, but I would'nt let him stand at the end of my range. Good target, some people and their attitudes when they are wet behind the ears really pisses me off. Ban me if you will.

 

[churchmouse]

Sorry man, but I would let him stand at the end of my range. Good target, some people and their attitudes when they are wet behind the ears really pisses me off. Ban me if you will.

Oh stop. Seriously. Don't make me drive up there.

I will close this.

Damnit people.

 

[chocktaw2]

Oh stop. Seriously. Don't make me drive up there.

I will close this.

Damnit people.

I'm ok now, had my say. Going for the music.

 

[chocktaw2]

[video=youtube;MeJudlepXPw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeJudlepXPw[/video]

 

[Gluemanz28]

IBTL

 

[churchmouse]

That sounds suspiciously like a threat.
I'm not a sadistic, twisted **ck like you, apparently. Makes sense that I wouldn't get your sadistic joke.

OK smart guy did you not read my post. You are new here so listen up.....when staff says step off then just do it. You 2 are about to get shut down. I am done playing.

Test me. Either one of you.

 

[churchmouse]

IBTL

Yeah I know right

 

[Rookie]

Bye Felicia.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Damn, I really thought he was turning his life around

 

[churchmouse]

I do not back down in person and especially in here. When I say step off then do it. That's the last word.

I will not play with you people anymore. 1 and done.

Did he call me an armchair warrior.....seriously.....