Strippers

[femurphy77]

WHY???


WHY????




Oh the humanity!

 

[jimmyw86]

My first 4 wives were strippers. I support them (if there hot)

 

[jgreiner]

I am going to show a LOT of restraint....

restraints and strippers? Kinky................

 

[jgreiner]

WHY???


WHY????




Oh the humanity!

Dang...is that a titanium pole?

 

[BroodXI]

If it weren't for strippers, i'd have one hell of a collection of guns.

 

[paddling_man]

I asked what the scent was at a few clubs and the answers were "Victoria's Secret Cotton Candy", "Victoria's Secret Vanilla Lotion", and "Shame".

Don't say I never did anything for ya...STRIPPER SCENT PREMIUM ODOR NEUTRALIZER AND AIR FRESHENER SMELL OF SUCCESS

Group buy!!

 

[Stschil]

WHY???


WHY????




Oh the humanity!

Don't you mean.......

????????????????

 

[Hookeye]

You'd think with the economy still bad that there'd be a lot better looking strippers.

 

[Outlaw]

I have never left a divot in the floor with a stripper...

I have broken various pieces of furniture though...

I've seen a stripper make a divot in the floor from about 20ft in the air. There is only one place in town that I know of where that can be done. It wasnt pretty either.

 

[sepe]

WHY???


WHY????




Oh the [STRIKE]humanity[/STRIKE]hugemanatee!

FIFY

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I've seen a stripper make a divot in the floor from about 20ft in the air.

Oh, yeah, I saw . . . ummm, a friend of mine saw a girl at PT's in San Antonio almost set the place on fire when she dropped one of her flaming batons that she was juggling (yeah it was like a talent show, I've been to some strange places).

 

[Stschil]

Oh, yeah, I saw . . . ummm, a friend of mine saw a girl at PT's in San Antonio almost set the place on fire when she dropped one of her flaming batons that she was juggling (yeah it was like a talent show, I've been to some strange places).

And now we know why Texas still doesn't have a reciprocity agreement with Indiana. Kirk, the Capitol is Austin. Those guys who told you they were "Senators" just wanted you to buy them a night on the River Walk.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

And now we know why Texas still doesn't have a reciprocity agreement with Indiana.

Ummm, Texas and Indiana have had one since 2005.

My friend witnessed this in the mid-90s when he was still in his 20s and had a lot more hair.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Those guys who told you they were "Senators" just wanted you to buy them a night on the River Walk.

River Walk? No, PT's was by the airport off 410. Drive back from Kerrville, get a room at the Hilton, then go to dinner at TGIF's . . . I did it just a few times.

 

[Jaarthur]

I'm staying at the menger in about three week. Right by the convention enter...might have to wonder around a bit

 

[Stschil]

Ummm, Texas and Indiana have had one since 2005.

My friend witnessed this in the mid-90s when he was still in his 20s and had a lot more hair.

Ok, so They really were Senators.

I'll just be over here....

 

[Haymaker]

Without a tail stripper, I'd my coon hides would look terrible.

 

[sharkey]

Without a tail stripper, I'd my coon hides would look terrible.

Do you go to the Naked Monkey for that?

 

[mainjet]

strippers are great until you find out that your niece is one. Then it is a whole different story. Trust me...

 

[LionWeight]

I am going to show a LOT of restraint....

I thought I read restraintS....